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fantasmalresplendent

I can't be the first to make this connection

fantasmalresplendent

y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision

spaceshiporion

...Can I add this

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parakeet

Thought my gf cheated on me again so I messed around with her gay brother, but it turns out it really *was* just her cousin that she was spending time with, so now I’m kinda feeling guilty and confused

Is this how a priest in a confessional booth feels… ten hail marys

parakeet

posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia

I saw this post on the Wikipedia

parakeet

@posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia Explain

posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia

I was browsing the Wikipedia, and the post was there.

Wikipedians share memes, too, y'know?

parakeet

I forgot that Wikipedia has like a forum section (?) and thought you saw this in an article and was baffled at the thought. My bad carry on

posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia

I mean it is featured on this article

gloopqueen

Tomorrow when the farm boys find this freak of nature, they will wrap his body in newspaper and carry him to the museum.

But tonight he is alive and in the north field with his mother. It is a perfect summer evening: the moon rising over the orchard, the wind in the grass. And as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual.

wagitfag

gloopqueen

bro

furry-fey

wait didn't @were--ralph get flagged as adult for a bit because of this work getting ranch from both ends meme?

were--ralph

yeah they deleted the post then deleted the post I made in response to it so they say love is a game but i've died twice

swagpaws

my plus size clothing store doc!

hi! ive compiled all of my plus size clothing links!

60+ stores listed

size range listed for most (eventually all)

Coming Soon: price info, store descriptions

please feel free to add your suggestions to this post if its not already on the doc!!

Angry Young and Poor Ashley Stewart - 1XL-4XL ASOS Curve - L-4XL ASOS Plus - 2XL-6XL Atomic Cherry - XS-4XL BadRhino - M-8XL Berserk - XS-3X

swagpaws

my plus size clothing store doc!

hi! ive compiled all of my plus size clothing links!

60+ stores listed

size range listed for most (eventually all)

Coming Soon: price info, store descriptions

please feel free to add your suggestions to this post if its not already on the doc!!

Angry Young and Poor Ashley Stewart - 1XL-4XL ASOS Curve - L-4XL ASOS Plus - 2XL-6XL Atomic Cherry - XS-4XL BadRhino - M-8XL Berserk - XS-3X

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dailyinspirationquotes

kimura-hisui-no-kanada-deactiva

Whoa! Nailed it

kittensnax

cungadero

bob-belcher

mvcreates-deactivated20200727

Writing Healthy Depictions of Enemies-to-Lovers Relationships

Anyone who’s familiar with my work is likely aware that I quite enjoy writing enemies-to-lovers relationships (including light/dark dynamics like this one).

However…

In het-presenting pairings especially, I recognize that there are valid concerns about the messages that these kinds of romances send to young women.

That said, I do believe that such relationships can be depicted healthily*.

The trick (IMHO) is a balanced power dynamic between protagonists.

[Read on Below!]

Keep reading

swurp

this needed audio no need to thank me

hungwy

anyone have that picture from the post thats like “when i drop my minecraft diamonds into lava” and its the funny cat?

caecilii

this one?

hungwy

thank you so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so much

apersonaltree

I rushed to make this as quickly as I could

hungwy

love this love you

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funkyness

there's nothing and i mean NOTHING i hate more than the female sloths from ice age

northshorewave

Anti-furry psy-ops.

thecybersmith

What’s the issue? They aren’t SPLENDID, but if needed, a heterosexual man (such as myself) could imagine himself enjoying a night of carnal pleasure with them.

yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20

you're a freak, dude.

aromoji

Hes back

ungracefulace

Dude really said he would fuck the sloths from ice age.... Nothing I can come up with will be able to deliver a punch to my gut as hard as that.

vriska-coded

@ungracefulace he’s said much worse things before

ungracefulace

Thats true, but I cant fathom the idea of a dude on this earth being dtf an ice age sloth when they are drawn to be like... The antithesis of sexy imo. Granted this guy also wants to fuck planes and trains, but still...

trendercatz

spike the trainfucker is a different guy, thecybersmith is the human pet guy

ungracefulace

I hate this website

jakemorph

wheres the tweet thats like my mans ugly as hell but he kinda cute.. hes killed 3 people

logarto

rodrickheffeley

menthol illwess innit

rodrickheffeley

celebrities watching parasite be like

rodrickheffeley

this is funny to me. self awareness level 0

“you think you’re the one who gets to kill me?” fghjvkfkkd

drinkpisspissblood

Trying to match this energy

theshitpostcalligrapher

it is 3 in the goddamn morning and i rolled out of bed to this holy fuck

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vanillacorpse

i was walking to ensemble class and this dhdhdkdjjdid CAR pulls up and rolls down the driver’s window and im like... right ok. and this middle aged man with a foreign accent greets me with “you know, you look really kind!” and i’m like?? thanks!? and hes like “yeah i like to say that to people who look kind. not many do.” and then he points at himself and is like “do *i* look kind to you? many people tell me i don’t!” and i’m like no you look kind to me!!? and he LAUGHS and says “well i’m actually mean!” and DRIVES OFF??????????