remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

... much like something else i know of

letd go eat parts of that guys car

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

Thou wouldst not downloadeth a car

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

#MyFly

I feel like it’s important to note that this isn’t an animation, it’s an old physics-based game called line rider. Which makes it even more impressive.

✨️🌀 you wanna follow my art blog so bad oooo 🌀✨️

please accept my sincerest oopsie daises