Some weird loser

I want a playlist full of these to just casually play at a party without explanation.

this sounds like it’d be the OP music for a really obscure anime

tumblr user, drinking a bottle of uncontaminated water in post apocalyptic america: i love this?? this is so pure omg

tumblr user, finding a miraculously untouched packet of frozen pastries in post-apocalyptic america: beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

tumblr user, succumbing to dehydration in the wilderness of post-apocalyptic america: my hands are literally shaking as I type this

tumblr edgelord, to a booby-trap in post-apocalyptic america, an arrow embedded deep in their chest: i’m sorry, are you triggered? 

tumblr user, attempting to reestablish a pony express mail service across the shattered remnants of post-apocalyptic america: this post is important

tumblr user, standing behind thousands of other refugees from post-apocalyptic america, straining to hear the instructions of the volunteer who is giving them their floor space assignments: say it louder for the people in the back

tumblr user, handing out vials —filled with a cure for the plague which has devastated the world— to the remaining people of post-apocalyptic america: spread this like wildfire

tumblr user, checking the post-apocalyptic town’s notice board for information important to rebuilding: why doesn’t this have more notes??

tumblr user, about to venture out into a dangerous part of the post-apocalyptic world with a small group of volunteers for whom they care for dearly and are concerned about the mental wellbeing of and the impact the adventure could have on them: if you don’t like this unfollow me right now

tumblr user, watching a boy be dragged into the stocks of a post-apocalyptic settlement for the crime of stealing a crust of bread: FREE HIM

Post post modernism

tumblr user, trekking on foot across the burned out plains of post-apocalyptic america in search of refuge for what seems like forever: Is Canada even real?

tumblr user, being offered bark tea to fend off against scurvy in post-apocalyptic america: This tea is HOT!

tumblr user, alone and searching for the warmth and comfort of other humans and being jumped by a group of post-apocalyptic american vigilantes: I came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

tumblr user, caring for a nursery of small children, the last children born into this broken, dying world, gently feeding them watery broth: take a fuckin’ sip babes

tumblr user, watching a suspicious figure approach the gates of their ramshackle settlement in post-apocalyptic america: who is she

tumblr user, looking helplessly at their shattered pole weapon before perishing in the battle circle of post-apocalyptic america: wtf staff

staff replied, post is over

*summons the entire woody collective* validate me

you’re valid, pardner

you’re valid, pardner

you’re valid, pardner

you’re valid, pardner

you’re valid, pardner 

you’re valid, pardner

you’re valid, pardner

you’re valid, pardner

you’re valid, pardner

Japanese Sumo robots

this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on

IT GOT BETTER!!!

Me after using duolingo for a month

Why does this stuff always happen in Russia? What are they doing?

Reality decided that’s the only place where it can cut lose, considering they don’t seem to give a fuck about anything. 

me: okay that’s a fire what’s so weird about it *unmutes* ………..okay…….

This is from an unaired X-Files episode and you cants tell me any different

@anecdotesandelderthings listen to it tho

It’s adorable and I’m naming it Raquel after the archangel of Justice.

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

Why does it say “good riddance” beneath “a monkey explodes?” Monkeys are friends :(

I just find monkeys kind of scary, really. :B

Cracking open a Cold War with the Boys