idk what this is

nothing is funnier than Catholics getting mad at Anglican priests for having sex lives

go into the comment section of any Anglican priest’s social media post and you will see the Catholics care a great deal more than you would think

Good call, focusing your efforts on the priests you CAN fuck.

This video lives rent free in my head

so. how does anyone ever have the time or energy

Executive function Georg, who lives in a cave and accomplishes 10,000 tasks per day, is an outlier adn should not be counted. 

How does he have time between eating spiders?

The task is eating spiders

This is the quality content I come to Tumblr to see.

that’s ellen degeneres

Not so generes now

Gollum’s lowkey adoreable tbh i would like to keep him as a pet❤️

This is... really, really sensible.

The council will decide your fate