vick, i'm sorry

this post seems to have broken containment and if anyone's interested in what they were telling me to stop, i found the og post with this song and was mass reblogging it at an alarming rate. ive done this multiple times but i think this was the instance i reblogged it 64 times in a row

There’s fanfiction…. And then there’s FANFICTION. The kind of shit you happen upon at like 3am or some other ungodly time because you were trying to find a fix for ur fixation at the time and you are just SUCKED IN and every sentence feels like a line of cocaine and it has quotes and imagery that permeate your brain and it’s the shit that sticks around in your consciousness forever and it never goes away and it’s always going to be one of Those Fics.

deeply amusing to me how the term "minicomputer" was coined very prematurely

We should keep the trend going, laptops should be nanocomputers and smart phones should be femtocomputers

I think I'm mutuals with a femtocomputers

This is your signal to let yourself write the deranged, uncomfortable, disgusting fiction that you've been thinking about.

[ID: tumblr tags reading: # eyes emoji. # are you sure bc I have some really fucked up ideas. End ID.]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

and now Lamine Yamal must participate in an UNICEF's photoshoot with a baby that will defeat him in 19 years