izzy stupid?

it’s funny bc milk does actually come from a creature

evidence? 

your mom told me lol. boys, waste this numbnuts

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

Sisyphus

one must imagine sisyphus ouppy

the TSA's dick detector is the epitome of security theater. how many times have you ACTUALLY caught a woman trying to smuggle a small bomb in her panties

i mean average sized bomb

You have to turn it into a game. "Hey traveling companion, 5 bucks says I'm gonna get groped by that TSA agent"

clipping your puppy girl's' collars together with a spreader bar just long enough to keep them from kissing

Why are you so evil

earlier i saw someone on here say "god forbid men do anything" as though society holds men to any kind of standards at all

instant puppy

AND shes gained a ton of weight

@tiniestmousegirl

what if we started taking care of tall girls

like really taking care of tall girls

the notes on this are killing me why aren't we being taken care of why aren't we allowed to be small

self-described "cozy" games aren't even cozy they're just advertiser friendly