but you can't take the ER out of the girl

i'm not even speaking this out into the universe but we absolutely cannot allow a [redacted] versus [redacted] world cup final.

just so everyone knows i was at titanique on broadway right before the game because i got comp tickets and the improv marla mindelle chose for the night was an england versus mexico game and england won. so we can all blame marla mindelle really.

genuine question was that just how england play when they have boners from the viagra

what the fuck man why did england pull themselves together for this one specifically 😭

is the US government calling in about this one too?

mexico HOLD MY HAND you can DO THIS!!!! 3-2 YOU CAN DO THIS!!!!!!!

call the GAME!!!!!

NORWAY 2????? IS THIS REAL??????

I am on the subway and my little ESPN play by play page says Norway 1 WHAT HAPPENED HELLO???????

i have to leave the house but norway i'm holding your hand we can do this