What?

they’re burning me at the stake tomorrow. If anyone wants to come

being 25 is just realizing over and over again that you play a myriad of important and complex roles in other people’s lives and they genuinely respect you and rely on you even though you eternally see yourself as a raccoon in a propeller hat who has been sent to the principal’s office for high crimes and misdemeanors 

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

i could die of a jealousy disease one day soon and then everyone will be sorry

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

The destruction of the entire universe and every soul in it is a truly depressing ending. Just because God replaced it with another universe that looked similar doesn't change anything - this is Job and his children all over again. Job doesn't want new children, and neither do I.

u cant be hieronymous. its just not boschipple. poschibble. bosichibble.

no one is coming to save yo- wrong!! everyone who has ever shown you love and/or care is saving you a little bit.