#1 Guildmarm kinnie

did you know smores poptarts have all the nutrients needed to sustain the human body *stands up and Immediately

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

dads with carrds

as a lover of Women Fighting & Killing media it's so important to me when they actually let the women look like shit. you know what i mean. like im so bored when a woman is in what's supposed to be a brutal fight and her hair is just aesthetically tousled or something and her makeup is still pristine. fuck offfff. if she's beating the shit out of someone and fighting for her life she should be covered in blood n bile she should look like she got hit by a truck and the truck exploded

when youre aromantic you still get dead wife flashbacks but its just about that really fucking good sandwich you ate last week

princess zelda is so so funny in ocarina of time. like yeah I gotta disguise myself so ganondorf doesn't find me. yeah im gonna dress up as a sheikah which were almost all wiped out during a brutal civil war. yeah there's only one other alive sheikah and she's my mentor and guardian. very suspicious this does not seem. also i will be a man. what am i going to name my sheikahsona? um. fuck. didn't think that far ahead. um. well im a sheikah right. so like, i'll call myself sheik. which is normal. also i WILL be staying blonde