#1 Guildmarm kinnie

some of my buddies are hilarious, like the fourth panel of a web comic. but i'm more intriguing, like the third panel of a web comic

small brown rodent-like mammals could be used as a very powerful explosive, and destroyed the lab they were in

ive been on my miniature lake monkey grind hunting and killing miniature lake monkeys

actually chainsmoker cat is a feminist masterpiece for being a show all about women doing gross slapstick

Asking Americans specifically: reblog and put in the tags how do you make tea.

THIS IS SO COOL

We’re talking terashits. We’re talking megafarts.

do people just not find those AI pop-ups everywhere not incredibly patronizing: "help me write" "help me visualize" help me put my balls in your mouth

Man at my job just told me to “hold your little horsies just a little longer ☺️” about the task I’ve been waiting for him to complete or at the very least update me on for six weeks. Brendan, I will fuck your adult son. You’re gonna start seeing me at family Christmas. Horsies in tow.