Things that would be very concerning to hear if your roommate wasn't an art student. A thread
"Time for surgery." "oh, that's not a good noise. don't make that noise. you are my mental stability." "pleeease don't take my eyes ouuttttt.... i need those...." "off to the chiropractor with you"
βAah, the glooby got me!!β
"hold still! oh my god i hate you. (...) ok, time to break your bones"
"WHERE ARE MY TEETH?!"

























