my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

shark vs the universe
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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occasionally subtle

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my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad

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God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store
for a second i thought you meant foundation like, a building foundation. not makeup
God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth are building something great and terrible on the edge of town
situation dire. i've been saying 'huzzah', 'alas', and 'tis unironically for like a year now. harmless so far.
however. i hath noticed i now mark half of my goodbyes with 'i must away'. it's spreading
Dear Lord please not this post. I promise I'm cooler than this
The evil wizard found this post. Its so fucking over for me
youβre fucked. man
found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember

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JILL M. ARMSTRONG / βDUETβ / 2004 [sculpture (mixed) | 7 x 9 x 4β³]
mythbusters is really good at being extremely timeless but occasionally kari wears something that violently reminds me that this show was filmed in the 2000βs.
another classic βthis was filmed in the late 2000βs/early 2010βsβ look from her. i wanna make a collection. also sheβs wearing this particular outfit to a radiation facility and is about 2 feet from the line you cannot cross or else you risk exposure to radiation.
evanescence bring me to life and britney spears toxic are sisters to me
do you see
Their mother

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however small you may think this dog could be, it is sooo much smaller
that is a spice-organizer-being-used-a-staircase level of small
It's like that thing where cartoon mice use spools of thread as coffee tables and q-tips as barbells πππ it's cuter in real life than I could have ever imagined
a minotaur is 60 secontaurs
a centaur is 1/100th of a dollartaur
give him soup.
The ever-splendid peacock

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does anyone have that quote that goes something like 'white germans under the nazis lived just fine as long as they were loyal to the state, gave their children to the army, and paid their taxes, and in this sense many americans would be comfortable living under fascism' trying to find who said it but google is giving me jack shit
"The concentration camp was never the normal condition for the average gentile German. Unless one were Jewish, or poor and unemployed, or of active leftist persuasion or otherwise openly anti-Nazi, Germany from 1933 until well into the war was not a nightmarish place. All the βgood Germansβ had to do was obey the law, pay their taxes, give their sons to the army, avoid any sign of political heterodoxy, and look the other way when unions were busted and troublesome people disappeared. Since many βmiddle Americansβ already obey the law, pay their taxes, give their sons to the army, are themselves distrustful of political heterodoxy, and applaud when unions are broken and troublesome people are disposed of, they probably could live without too much personal torment in a fascist state β some of them certainly seem eager to do so. "
- Michael Parenti, Fascism in a Pinstriped Suit
For people mad in the notes, this is obviously not a mass-produced product
The full interview with the creators is really interesting. Of note (emphasis mine):
Xun started vaping last year, she said, as a way to begin the process of quitting cigarettes. She also has a "bunch of friends who vape," many of whom "are very attached to their vapes." But she's not naive about vaping's well-documented risks, and began to wonder if "gamifying" her nicotine use might help her disincentivize it. In the first iteration of the project, hitting the vape would actually murder the digital pet, and thus would ideally work to guilt-trip the user into not inhaling. "There's a big trend of parental locking yourself," Camacho added. "I'm locked out of certain apps behind a password that Rebecca knows, so I don't scroll Instagram too much. It would be cool if you could have that for nicotine." But then, explained Xun, Camacho "found this Stupid Hackathon. And we were like, it'd be kind of funnier to be evil."
Ok that IS kind of funnier. Good for them