je vois la vie en rose

You SHOULD have a tiny crush on a Tumblr mutual. It's good for the environment.

Just the one?

blue raspberry is fucked up cause it doesn't make sense but then u taste it and it Does taste like if a raspberry was blue

everyone talks about the ocasional like from the respected mutual that makes you go oh thank god you haven't unfollowed me but no one ever talks about how it will never be on a good post. it's never you at your posting best it's always on some bullshit like: made sanbwich. with loaf (bad pun for love)

milf (mutual I'd like to be friends with)

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me

“empty carbs” don’t you dare talk about her like that. you’re empty. how do you like that.

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.

it is like fucking spot the differences with you people