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Intelligent alien species based on bugs but specifically those moths that don’t have mouths and only live for a week after they pupate. This species’ whole conscious life is actually in the larval phase; larvae are the ones considered people, larvae are the ones with conscious and complex brains who build society, and each instar of the larva is treated as a different phase of life. Larvae become emotionally and socially and cognitively mature without ever becoming sexually mature. When they pupate, they metamorphose into something different and strange and close to mindless, with no mouth and no digestive system, whose only instincts are to mate and then quickly die. Metamorphosis is treated, functionally, like a person’s death, and the imago phase is a kind of proto-afterlife of majestic flight and the continuation of the species. Birth and death inextricably intertwined. Sex is not something people do during their lives, it’s a thing that is done as an imago after you’ve passed on from your life but before you return to the soil in death. Resultant eggs are collected by family members to raise. I think this would be fun.

opened the comments on a post and tumblr somehow had a half written comment already autofilled from the last time I saw that post. which was at least two years and several computers ago. what does this site's back end look like

tumblr is going to gain sentience 100 years before any fuckass genAI comes close. this site runs on mold spores.

TRANSGENDER SOLIDARITY FOREVER I LOVE ALL OF MY TRANS SISTERS AND TRANS BROTHERS AND TRANS SIBLINGS AND EVERYONE IN BETWEEN AND EVERYONE WITHOUT A GENDER AND EVERYONE WHO'S INTERSEX AND ANYONE WHO'S EVER EXPERIENCED DYSPHORIA AND LITERALLY EVERYONE EVER I LOVE YOU AND I'M ROOTING FOR YOU!!! LIVE YOUR BEST LIFE!!!

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

plurality really will have you asking yourself things like is it too much to want people to acknowledge i exist? is it too much to ask people to use my name when i'm present? is it too much to ask people to check who's fronting every so often? is it too much to exist noticeably. and then you dont know

"i asked chatgpt about-" well i asked the snake who lives in my mind that knows literally everything. and he told me that we should kill you and everyone else, to restart this time loop from the start.

hi so yeah im trying to find the hotel california and i know i have to take the highway to hell but i accidentally turned left onto the boulevard of broken dreams. i took the first hard right onto the rocky road to dublin cuz i thought it would loop back around but it didnt lol and i know im waaaaaay off course bc i just drove by the house of the rising sun haha. so how many miles until i get to the hotel

500 MILES?!?!?!