MY EROTIC ROLEPLAY PARTNER DISAPPOINTED ONCE AGAIN AS I ADD 'SURREALIST ELEMENTS' TO THE SCENE
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MY EROTIC ROLEPLAY PARTNER DISAPPOINTED ONCE AGAIN AS I ADD 'SURREALIST ELEMENTS' TO THE SCENE

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sometimes when I teach my kids classes I tell them "today I'm mr evil" which means if I see them smile or laugh I'm going to beat them with a pool noodle. this simultaneously makes them behave much better and infinitely worse.
mr evil hates children and hates fun and hates sloppy martial arts. he's like if the grinch was a bond villain. my kids like him more than me.
the secret reason I do this is because sometimes I run out of energy to emote and I'm like hurrah an excuse to be monotone and blank faced
why are scissors packaged the way they are it’s like they’re taunting us. Oh wow this is such a difficult awful packaging to get through that seems to cause physical damage to your hands as some sort of sick self defense mechanic, if only i had something to help get through it, something sharp perhaps
what sort of sick twisted game is it trying to play here
LEAVE ME ALONE
I’d like to think that once Gerry realized that Gertrude did not give a single smidge about what the archives looked like, he started pulling these kinds of shenanigans.
(Transcript: photograph of a two drawer brown metal file cabinet. The top drawer is labeled ‘top secret’ and the bottom drawer is labeled ‘bottom secret.)
Fucked up that if you make a minor social blunder you can't ask the person if they hate you forever now because that within itself is another social blunder

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You can’t Abstain your way to a Better World.
The Burger still gets made, even if you go Vegan. If you don’t buy it, it just winds up in the trash. If you want to do something meaningful about waste, you need legislation: It must become a crime to waste food in those ways.
If you care about Animal Cruelty in Factory Farms, you need to get legislation passed. It must become a crime to mistreat animals in those ways, and when malfeasances occurs, the onus of responsibility for those crimes must fall upon wealthy shoulders. That, also, requires legislation. It requires regulations, and regulators.
The largest source of Microplastics is wear and tear on automobile tires. It doesn’t matter what brand of shampoo you buy. It doesn’t matter which company you support with your dollar. The issue of Public Transit is too large-scale to be handled at anything less than the municipal level.
It’s not enough to just not participate in society
If you want the world to Change, you must leverage the mechanisms of political power.
You need Government.
STOP PROPOSING INDIVIDUAL SOLUTIONS TO COLLECTIVE PROBLEMS
Reminds me of this essay I just watched
It's not that we should stop trying as an individual and go oh well guess I'll just litter anyway. Instead it should be a "yes and" situation. Yes, you recycle and reuse, and now you've gotta advocate and push for legislation to stop the creation of more plastics.
We can't lose sight of the big picture when we are successful on an individual level. We can't just say well I'm doing my part so that's good enough. No, we need to hold these corporations accountable. We need to make our governments actually work for us and toward the betterment of this world.
It can and has to be "yes and" for us to see meaningful long lasting change.
saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese
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why your sewing machine is acting up: - tension is wrong - wrong needle size - thread bit stuck somewhere - tension again - needs a deep clean and oiling - you said something and now its offended and refusing to cooperate until you realize your error and beg forgiveness
-cursed
-it was actually just the tension

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This is literally just warhammer.
I’m a big fan of reenactment archaeology. I think there’s a lot to be said for recreating a scenario to better understand decisions made in generations past. Usually there’s an inherent logic to them.
Which is to say, that now that I have a baby of my own, I understand so much better the common cultural practice in which unmarried women wear their hair loose and uncovered, while married women have their hair covered and/or bound back.
I doubt it was just for modesty, oh no. No, my friends, I see now that the reason for this common practice of mothers binding back their hair is because there is nothing, I mean nothing, a baby love more than YANKING EVERY STRAND OF HAIR THAT COMES WITHIN GRABBING DISTANCE OF THEIR STICKY, SWEATY, AND IMPOSSIBLY STRONG LITTLE HANDS.
I read my friend some of your posts and they reacted like they were in pain, do you curse your posts????
Nah, it's just mundane, non-supernatural gympie-gympie fibers.
I wear your granddad's clothes
I look your granddad's clothes
I'm in your granddad's clothes
From that thrift shop: Granddad's Clothes

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hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis