Last Transmission

If i met someone from wigan id be so starstruck id be obsessed

ELDER SCROLLS 6 WAS JUST ANNOUNCED

Attention male lovers:Its ok to beat me with a hammer until i dont move anymore

Instagram Reels is a synthetic opioid similar to fentanyl

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist

I did once when I was working in a coffee shop. He was on a business call loudly talking about some tech speculation. When I asked him how it went a few days later, he panicked and asked how I knew such sensitive information. From this I gather they are of weak constitution, and startle easily

everyone deserves a lifechanging lesbian experience. not a woman? simply have a lifechanging experience with a lesbian. im thinking a noble quest or hiding a body together or something.

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

“oh one time my—” (abruptly stops myself from saying the words “tumblr mutual” in public) “overseas colleague”

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure

The village folk are singing mean-spirited songs about me around the maypole again