Last Transmission

honestly "oracle that nobody believes" is such a solid trope. imagine trying to convince anybody in 2006 what the next two decades was gonna look like

I sometimes mumble "never kill yourself" in public but I worry someone will hear a stranger mumbling "kill yourself" and experience distress. I guess I could say "live" instead? It's not the same

a really funny thing about working with seeds in a day to day capacity is that you really need the seeds to stay in one place at any given moment, and the seeds disagree. so it’s just like, seeds end up on the floor. seeds end up on the desk. seeds appear in the crack between the glass plate of the microscope stage and its surrounding metal casing. seeds are around the dumpster outside. sweeping up seeds, patching up bags of seeds, picking seeds off your clothes and from between keyboard keys, very carefully transferring seeds into containers less likely to cause catastrophe should the seeds breach containment, like it’s just an uphill battle built into the work. almost as if the seeds are hyperevolved to disperse themselves or something

On the one hand, i’m amused at the joke. On the other hand, I’m a librarian and this shelving is horrifying.

Well, no shelving system is without fault.

I love finding posts from 2012 cause I think that’s the year I joined this site.

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version

Steering was done by stretching the flexible rubber tread to the left or right.

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

Happy Pride Month

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

yeah you just need to stay out of your own head. you know, where you live. and can never actually escape. where your brain is glued. It’s quite simple

where the hell do you expect my mind to go. my mind itself is the very problem. i need a new brain. not doing so hot with this one

If do you get far enough out of your own head, you stop feeling real! Which is also a problem!