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do you like card games that combine another object like cribbage? i know the board in cribbage is essentially a score keeper, do you think it’s also magic or just the cards? do you think the inclusion of another object can dilute the magic of cards? or increase it?
Okay the Magic of the thing is not the objects themselves. Don't mistake the book for the words on the page. The thing that makes Tarot magic is not the actual cards themselves, it is the history and system instantiated in the cards.
If the golden dawn was really into cribbage, they would have written successive generations of books about the Hermetic Qabbalistic symbology present in the game. Cards are just a particularly elegant and portable Thing in which to transmit occult systems.
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spent forty-five minutes today helping an 87yo woman who does not own a computer or a cell phone try to set up an email account so that she could then set up a second account in order to access benefits. went with protonmail, because they don't require 2fa, but it turns out that while you can still make a protonmail account without authentication you can no longer use it to create OTHER accounts without it, and the benefits page she needed to get to required both an email and a cell phone to create an account anyway. asked if she wanted to try going in person to see if someone there could help her, and she said that she had, and they'd directed her to the website. she tried signing up with her landline, but of course that didn't work because you can't do SMS authentication that way. finally ended up writing up detailed instructions for how to log in and authenticate her account so she can drive to her severely disabled daughter's house forty minutes away because that's the only person she knows and trusts who has both a cell phone and a computer.
anyway i fucking hate mandatory 2fa and i think the people responsible for it should have to spend a year navigating their lives with no cell phone and no internet access beyond the public library pcs. fuck.
the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

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I once joked about this back when twitter existed and a Twitter Dominatrix told me that she'd done it plenty of times.
Check out the bonus panel on the site.
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Buy this comic as a print.
it makes me smile when you're reading a webcomic and the person is clearly very good at drawing and at drawing people specifically and then an animal crawls onscreen and it's like this
not exactly the same type of wonky animal drawing but this is one of my favorites of all time
if you tag a post about a fandom i'm in watch the fuck out. i WILL randomly search those tags and reply to your post and give it a fuckton of notes. fucking up the ecosystem by simply existing through it
You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.
Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?
Three cueing. Once you learn about it, a whole lot of very frustrating online discourse with US Americans makes so much sense 😭
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have
If you were taught to read with the three cueing method, and now struggle to read fluently, you can still learn to read properly!
-> Phonics For Adults <-
If you're a teenager, you can still use this resource.

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can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do
Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.
Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."
i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.
It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.
posting is exactly like beowulf
« A zoologist who observed gorillas in their native habitat was amazed by the uniformity of their life and their vast idleness. Hours and hours without doing anything. Was boredom unknown to them? This is indeed a question raised by a human, a busy ape. Far from fleeing monotony, animals crave it, and what they most dread is to see it end. For it ends, only to be replaced by fear, the cause of all activity. Inaction is divine; yet it is against inaction that man has rebelled. Man alone, in nature, is incapable of enduring monotony, man alone wants something to happen at all costs — something, anything…. Thereby he shows himself unworthy of his ancestor: the need for novelty is the characteristic of an alienated gorilla. »
— Emil Cioran, The Trouble With Being Born
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Hello Mark. Been playing MtG now for 31 years and I just want to say how much I appreciate this blog. You have helped make a game beloved by millions and I hope you are proud. I guess I should ask a question, are we likely to find out what happened to Thalia and Gitrog? Whether you respond or not, I hope you have a wonderful day.
Thanks for the kind words. I hope one day we’ll learn about Thalia and Gitrog.