god's favorite psyop

1. Does [x] do anything for fun or self-care that they don't actually benefit from? Why?

mat: i mean.... the weed..........

kaz: maybe drinking while he cooks, in a wooo this is fun and technically i'm adding the alcohol to the dish so it was gonna be open anyway and i'm making something that tastes better and has more depth and it's definitely good to do this

2. What is [x]'s least closely guarded secret (they don't publicize it, but they don't mind if someone finds out)?

mat: his music. he doesn't really connect anything he does to his real name/real social media (he does NOT use his full name on socmed ever)(besides his abandoned facebook i guess). but if you match them up and tell him his stuff is good he is happy about that

kaz: basically anything sexual - but not interpersonal. he's fine with people figuring out he's a slut and what he likes but he doesn't like gossip about partners so much

3. What kind of laugh does [x] have (snort, cackle, soundless, infectious, etc.)?

mat: this guy is going teehee. such a giggler. it is extra cute bc his voice is usually deep

kaz: kaz will do a barking laugh if you surprise him with a joke, but generally pretty loud in a fun way

4. What does [x]'s family name mean? Does that have any significance in their culture?

mat: i'm gonna be real with you, mat had an entirely made up name when i was 14 and i chose saito when i reworked shit because it was fairly common and flowed well with matsuo. i cannot speak to what it signifies to japanese people in japan, but i can tell you to his NJ, USA/philadelphia culture it mostly signifies "this guy is japanese"

kaz: i do not remember what my though process was for daley at all. the only significance is you know he's irish to some extent, and then can maybe also guess his family was irish catholic. all of that came after giving him the name though lol

5. If [x] goes by multiple names or nicknames, which name do they most like to be called?

mat: he honestly would really like it if people just called him matsuo but he's entirely comfortable with mat

kaz: kaz 100%. kc is fine in wrestling contexts. daley or dawn are also fine but weird to him. DON'T fucking call him kazmer

6. What sort of underwear does [x] wear, if any?

mat: boxer briefs or trunks. he likes stuff that's form fitting and he likes it to be in fancy feeling colors like burgundy or emerald green.

kaz: mostly boxers, but also lingerie and thongs and nothing at all. the lingerie is the only thing he puts any thought into, the rest of it is 5 pack ziplock bag shit off the wall at walmart

7. Is their current job what [x] expected to be doing at this point in their life? Are they better or worse off than they expected?

mat: his office job: kind of. his audio tech job: absolutely did not expect. he's doing fine for himself. he had no real idea of how life was gonna go for him tbh. if he had to think about it i think it would fall on better