god's favorite psyop

mask gives me a headache but ALSO doesn't make my throat any less itchy. hashtag winning at the mold job

i would like to issue a correction, i have a headache without a mask also, so maybe it's really just "fuck this place"

massively expanding the concept of "god of the gaps" to include everything i don't immediately apprehend or understand. dark matter is god. chinese is the language of god. a car with tinted windows is being driven by god

a girl without a penis is like a top hat without brass cogs and goggles that can't be stretched over the brim to cover ones eyes -THE STEAMPUNK CHASER

transphobic music fans be listening to he or she might be giants

they're calling me a guy with an incredibly specific kind of luck (immediately finding new work after a crisis moment at a job)

and they're gonna start me out with more money than this job plus a lil raise after 90 days for sure in paperwork, what a world