god's favorite psyop

why does my whole building smell minty

wow i hate this. like really really hate it. why the fuck is it so strong. i am like "gonna write a letter to tape to the door" levels of mad about this actually

remembering in my biology class last year when the teacher called someone a numbskull then said “sorry, I should be calling you guys ‘gumball’ ‘cause you’re all chewed up” then a guy said “I’m more like the bones in a grave, like it’s just over for me” & none of it made any sense

mask gives me a headache but ALSO doesn't make my throat any less itchy. hashtag winning at the mold job

i would like to issue a correction, i have a headache without a mask also, so maybe it's really just "fuck this place"

massively expanding the concept of "god of the gaps" to include everything i don't immediately apprehend or understand. dark matter is god. chinese is the language of god. a car with tinted windows is being driven by god