Veni Veni, Mephastophilis

=3 yay yay yay yippee

Ok never mind because I just stood up to shake out the cushions and like 3 roaches scuttled out from under them 😃

They're your Brunch Buddies =D

No because I was kind of too relaxed to be that upset about it…one must imagine them under the cushions knitting with cobwebs and a pair of twigs

Life can be a dream =')

Ok never mind because I just stood up to shake out the cushions and like 3 roaches scuttled out from under them 😃

They're your Brunch Buddies =D

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

now this is a prime spot for a bong sesh if ive ever seen one

Ya ok but you gotta climb 30 fucking flights of stairs or whatever just to get to the top of the bong

seeing trans women out in public is like warm sunlight washing over me it genuinely brightens my mood

Hey everyone, I am sorry for incessantly reblogging this. For pride I am asking for mutual aid. I got laid off at work. As contract says, I will not be getting paid outside of a kiIl fee, which I have no word on when I will receive. I am really struggling with the rising cost of everything, as I am the only caretaker of a family of four and our four cats. My mother is also severely disabled with liver failure. Im at my wits end just trying to keep afloat. Thank you so much