daddys lil swamp monster

Orikan with Trazyn as Master Lusat and sorcerer Azur

small bonus:

Phaeron phaeron more old man yaoi please

Everyone go read the best gay book out there aka The Infinite and the Divine you will be rooting for the robot grandpas to kiss by the end of the book. Alternatively read literally any other necron book and you will see it's all old man robot yaoi.

Hello people of tumblr i return with gifts of me and my shit ass art i will terrorise your dashboards with more inconsitentoy schueduled shitposting

Anyways HAPPY PRIDE MONTH GAY BITCHES BECAUSE IN THE 41ST MILLENIUM THE COMMISAIR DOESNT CARE WHO YOU FUCK OR SUCK ONLY THAT YOU DIE FOR THE BIG E

happy (late) birthday to my good friend @blackstarangel . wanted to celebrate by drawing a comic of his oc Vasi

~ Омг, я выложила свой первый пост тут и он набрал столько реакций и репостов! Я очень рада, как хорошо что мои друзья заставили меня сделать аккаунт лол. Покажу брелки с Дорном и Сангвинием, которые я сделала для своих друзей в качестве подарков! ~

~ Ohhm, I posted my first post here and it got so many reactions and shares! I'm so happy that my friends made me create an account lol. I'll show you the Dorn and Sanguine keychains that I made for my friends as gifts! ~

Эти брелки создавались в результате сравнения каждого примарха с 🌺 цветами 🌺, присмотритесь, и вы увидите цветочки на каждом брелке

Сангвиний - Цереус - легенда о Хииаке. В ней цереус олицетворяет решимость Хииаки и её тоску по возлюбленному, а также символизирует эфемерную природу любви. 🌵 \Кактус Цереус снова замер в ожидании следующего цветения, которое случится через столетия. Но история о его цветении будет жить в легендах и песнях, напоминая всем о чудесах.\

Дорн - Эдельвейс - растение семейства Астровые, известное своей красотой и множеством легенд. Оно растёт в высокогорных районах, в труднодоступных местах, что сделало его символом труднодоступности, мужества и стойкости. 🌾 \Хотя в вихре событий он иногда теряет самоконтроль, но сохраняет хладнокровие\

These keychains were created by comparing each primarch to a 🌺 flower 🌺, look closely and you will see flowers on each keychain

Sanguinius - Cereus - the legend of Hiiaka. In this legend, Cereus represents Hiiaka's determination and longing for her beloved, as well as symbolizing the ephemeral nature of love. 🌵 \Cactus Cereus is once again waiting for the next bloom, which will occur centuries later. But the story of its blooming will live on in legends and songs, reminding everyone of its wonders.\

the woke left: young and fashionable. visible tattoos. often enjoys matcha, lavender flavoring, oat milk, and cold foam. pretty decent customers.

sweet old man: drinks very sweet iced lattes, pays in cash, puts all of his change in the tip jar. sometimes orders hot coffee and i get scared that his shaky old man hands will spill it and he'll get burned but that has not yet happened and god willing never shall.

evil old man: only wants drip coffee and declares it ridiculous that any other form of coffee exists. some variants only want americanos and these variants are even scarier. watch out.

sweet old woman: might need her daughter's help to order but is very bubbly and open to trying new things. compliments baristas freely and frequently.

evil old woman: does not want coffee and only wants sweet tea or soda. will not tip even if she spends three hours in the shop repeatedly asking baristas to fetch things for her.

errand husband: either stiltedly recites an order to you or shows you the order in their texts/notes app. needs to step out of line and make a phone call if you ask any follow-up questions.

grindset girlie: always wearing scrubs, an apron, and/or a name tag. orders the exact same thing every day and knows the exact change she'll need to pay for it. her regular order is both extremely caffeinated and extremely sweet.

#mamabear: is actively wrangling two to four children while ordering. order changes repeatedly because the children cannot decide if they want a muffin or a cookie or apple juice or chocolate milk etc. for some reason these women are always wearing an article of clothing or carrying some personalized item that says "mama" on it.

schoolchildren: band of two to eight adolescents hanging out after school. extremely indecisive but generally quite polite and tip well.

amnesiac in love: grown adult who needs their partner to tell them what they like. gets asked a question about their own preferences and turns to their partner to answer for them. generally acts like a shy child looking to their guardian for behavioral cues if you try to interact with them and only wants to talk to mommy i mean their wife.