I'm back I think

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

Why do you reveal my naughty past… although it’s a good art…but…but…but…

walking down the street and saw someone walking the other direction with a pig in a harness and leash and I stupidly asked, "is that a pig?" and he replied, "I sure hope it is, it was a pig when I left the house"

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

#10% rain forecast that turns into the most raucous and uproarious thunderstorm is instant loss. in a way

Official silly sign(s)

PENIS WIGS FOR SAL

Grassland Prairie girlfriend: Would you still love me if I was a berm?

Please stop joking about a shrimp frying this rice. You're making the short king who works the wok cry.

His name is frank, he's cishet but refuses to correct people who think he's a trans man 'cause he wants to be a good ally, and he once accidentally dated a lesbian for two months and she was the best man at his wedding a few years later. he doesn't deserve to be called a shrimp in his place of work, he reserves that for the bedroom. we stan frank.