sebastian

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

#when you set out for revenge dig two graves#unless you’re hamlet#in which case you’re going to want to rent a backhoe (x) YOU’RE NOT LEAVING THAT IN THE TAGS BUDDY

my mother has started using the phrase "gendie neutch" with abandon

yesterday she said my "birthday fit" was very "gendie neutch" and i felt like i was in an episode of black mirror

god i hate getting dick

SICK. SICK. SICK.

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

Said with an incredibly condescending sneer: "Whimsyless."

majoring in fuck all with a minor in whimsy