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ANYWAYS back to my cunty lil bebe gurl, ✨Leche Monet✨. She's honestly my default OC for anything when I'm feeling extra hedonistic. Very much started as a vague idea for a drag persona based on the tragic child star stories (think Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Ke$ha, Amanda Bynes, etc) to now where I've given her the beauty community Dramagendon treatment. She's also my favorite dressup doll.

Leche is prominently used for Stardew Valley purposes cause SDVs Leah is her one true love. my delulu ass can see her flirting around with different other characters (in SDV or in other fandoms) but she will always comes home to Leah.

Personality wise.. she's your classic popular mean girl with a heart of gold buried somewhere ala Shego (Kim Possible), Sanata Lopez (Glee) and ofc she's a ✨diva✨ just like Shellsea (Fishhooks), Bayonetta, Miss Piggy (Sesame Street).

Main Leche lore points (which i sometimes switch stuff in/out/around)

Some kind of A-list Celeb/Public figure growing up

Peak Problemtic barely sober Nepo Baby Era - best way i can describe this would be Ayesha Erotica - Literal Legend. lots of extreme highs and lows due to bad decisions & trying to stay booked and working. at this point she's spending a shit ton of money both hers (from being in limelight, good/bad) and her family's (monopoly over food/beauty industries depends on the mood. a lot of their rise in power is all due to Leche's star status). and Leche's somewhat closeted gay (at least publicly). can never stay canceled cause she's an icon, she is the moment.

Not-so Closeted Gay - sooo she always finds herself in these awful relationships with men (publicity stunts, based on filipino love teams/ american celebrity ships like selenaxjustin). And there's several compilation videos of her not hiding her dislike for her partners (facial expressions & body language during press tours/ staged paparazzi photos) or compilation of gay panic with other female celebs.

Run-away Bride 3x - with her straight (fake) relationships, they always reach the engagement period but Leche always terminates just when wedding preparations are done. Paparazzi always speculates that she is the problem... she is. Leche's mostly always the problem in the relationship (not sober/emotionally cheating/an awful person all around, etc). She DOES finally go to rehab after how BAD the 2nd went down (publicly and privately). After rehab, Leche finally comes out by announcing her engagement for her long time C-list celeb keptwoman..erm lesbian boytoy(?) the girls, the gays and the they celebrate and feel vindicated. Leche and her roommate become tokenized lesbians in hollywood. Ladyfriend is eating it up the attention. BUT the pressure gets to Leche and she spirals. OFC, Just as she's walking down the isle. Leche runs away.

Broke and Incognito - the people PISSED. lots of vitriol is sent her way. Ladyfriend is heartbroken... but not for long she's happily playing victim card and actively doing a lot of publicity stunts and projects all at the expense of Leche's poor reputation. Leche's family finally cuts her off and gives her the final Ultimatum. Down on her last 500+ Million (dont look at me, I said she's my hedonistic diva), Leche runs away to middle of nowhere to lick her wounds, sober up and figure out her shit.

Depending where I put her in her story ends differently:

Smalltown Lesbian RomCom Hallmark Movie - always set in Stardew Valley universe. She doesnt get into farming (at least not until her 2nd year in town.) What she does is mostly spends her time renovating her grandpa's farm to be this in-land resort lux resort and taking over local Joja Mart operations (while her legal team works on a hostile takeover of the main company lmao). The more she falls in love with the town/Leah, the more she makes her plans into a lux homestead and a large area is still dedicated to getting guests to stay and experience the valley. Also her romance with Leah starts out a lil rocky with a one night stand and then hiring her to paint a mural in the farm house. (Maybe a lil toxic Yuri thrown in there.)

Eat, Pray Fuck, Love - she self isolates for a few weeks in one of her vacation villas by the beach and comes up with a whole rebranding scheme with her brand new PR team. Armed with airtight NDAs and a tiny lil film crew, she travels around the world and vlogs her shenanigans. Quietly posting her videos OL no tagging/doesnt even use her celeb name. She's more her authentic self, grows her audience slowly and finds found family with her lil production team. No romance? but lots of messy navigating her sexuality and finding/loving herself. (Yes she gets clowned on like Ned Fulmer when she goes viral again)

things I did that warrants some celebration:

Got myself a fancy laptop and attended a Graphic Design Online Course and taught myself Illustrator.

FINALLY Made myself a logo and a professional website/portfolio. (still needs some work but I'll figure it out)

worked with people to do some food based brand identity work and its so rewarding to see results (like what do you mean there's kiosks out there with logos i designed?? omg??)

getting out of the artblock and actually enjoying things again!!!!!!

went back to school

Art Experiments/Goals for 2026:

Just Draw

and be kinder to myself and be looser with it.

be ok with making bad art.

BONUS Art vs Artist 2025