Pflanzichan

trying to keep my tote bag on my shoulder while wearing a winter coat…I understand Sisyphus

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

Ach deswegen hat der Bund ao3 auf die Bannliste grpackt

The end where they’re two people fucked me up the most

#biblically accurate roomba

#cleans everything everywhere all at once (via @kitelined)

If you can free it, you become king of the Netherlands

my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in

Gave serious consideration to whether or not Seto Kaiba would play animal crossing and my first instinct is no because Kaiba wouldn’t be interested in a game he can’t Win and consider it a waste of time, however Mokuba would want to play it. and if Mokuba is going to play animal crossing then obviously Kaiba is going to have a little house in his village. and if Kaiba is going to have a house in Mokuba’s town then obviously they both have to go full theme-park-designer on it and create an immaculate masterpiece.

I would argue that Seto Kaiba thinks he absolutely CAN win at Animal Crossing, and that’s by having HIS island be more splendid and beautiful than any other Island out there, like how a Bower Bird wins at being a Bower Bird, so if you visit his island it looks like Roller Coaster Tycoon on steroids and also an AZA-Approved Jurassic Park But For Dragons.