Pew

Me : “Do you get dental insurance?”

Scary prison dude: HELLO

Me: Nice to meet you!

Specifically, I remember;

There were zombies walking around in the waiting room. I said “Hi!” and he gave me a high five. Every time he passed from then on, I got a high five.

Near the end, there were these twin little girls. “Come play with us.” They said. “Okay!” I said. “Forever.” They said. “Oh, sorry, can’t do that. I’m busy.”

Me: thanks dad

At one point our guide went ahead a few paces and around a corner. We hurried to keep up with him only to turn the corner and not see him. This small section of the trail wasn’t lit as well, so he had gone to stand between two columns and blended in with the darkness pretty well so you only really saw his eyes passing the corner quickly.

As soon as we came into view he growled at us.

Gravedigger (while holding me close to her in a screaming creepy voice): You’re veryyy pretty

She grabbed my face and scraped her nails down my cheek

Me (flattered): Awww thank you!

Gravedigger: …I’ll save the prettiest grave for you!

Obi-Wan will maintain to the day he dies that this situation is not his fault. Maybe he shouldn’t have touched the stone, but Tracker knocked it off the pedestal so what was he supposed to do? If he’d let it break maybe they would all be in the situation he’s in.

You see, Obi-Wan Kenobi has been transformed into a tooka. A tiny subspecies of tooka in fact, putting him significantly closer to the ground than usual. (Shut up, Anakin).

Tracker had scooped him out of his robes and carried him on his shoulder, all the way back to base. Though he’d never admit it, it was kind of nice. Tracker was warm.

He’d been poked and prodded for hours, until eventually Helix (reluctantly) had to declare him perfectly healthy. Cody had dropped him off in his quarters with strict instructions to stay there. And he had! But after two hours of silence, unable to do anything but lie where Cody left him he’s fed up. It doesn’t take much effort to scrabble his way up the wall and into the vent.

He doesn’t mean to end up over the rec room, but it’s a little hard to navigate as a tooka. He plans on moving on, letting the men have their privacy, but then he hears Boil’s voice.

“How’s it feel to have a crush on a tooka, Commander?”

“Shut the fuck up,” Cody growls.

Who are they talking about? The Commander couldn’t have a crush on an actual tooka, right? And surely they’re not talking about… him?

“And you say we’re the kinky ones, huh,” Waxer pipes up, “But-”

“I just told you to shut up,” Cody says, his Force signature swirling with embaressment and indignation.

“Aw, come on Commander,” another voice grumbles, “You never let us have any fun.”

“Because,” Cody’s voice is dry, “Your fun is always making fun of me.”

“Where is the General, anyway?” Boil asks.

Cody sighs heavily, “I left him in his quarters.”

“Ten credits says he’s broken out by now,” someone snickers, and another brother wacks him on the back of the head.

Obi-Wan wishes he hadn’t broken out, because he can only handle so many crisis’s in one day. Being turned into a tooka was enough without having to confront the fact that his commander apparently likes him back.

“He’s so cute,” Waxer whines dramatically, “I mean, he’s always cute but as a tooka? His little face when Helix was prodding him! I wish I’d taken a holo.”

“I don’t know how Tracker survived, carrying him all that way. He fell asleep on his shoulder! Can you imagine the pressure of having the general, who never rests, fall asleep on your shoudler? I would simply combust.”

Cody groans, “All of you, just shut up. I had to watch him curl up on his pillow and glare at me for ordering him to stay there.”

There’s a snort, “Poor Cody, having his crush right there as a tooka and not even being able to cuddle him.”

If he wasn’t a tooka, he’d be blushing. As it is, he flicks his ears down to cover his face. Why does Cody cuddling him sound so good? He could curl up on his chest, and feel his heartbeat while he slept…

No, he tells himself sternly, stop it. 

The conversation below him continues, talking about how cute he is. The faces he makes as a tooka. The way he curled into a ball in the medbay. Obi-Wan slips and slides his way back to his quarters, burrows under his pillow and decides he will be staying here for the rest of his life.

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When Obi-Wan wakes up, he notices three things. One, he’s still a tooka. Two, he’s not longer under his pillow. And three, he’s lying on top of someone.

when lily rejected james for being mean and immature, he grew up and stopped bullying people for fun.

When Lily “rejected” Snape (rejected his friendship, not his love), he never contacted her again.