Feb 11, 2025
my son..
DID YOU PISS OFF THE FUCKING MONKEY SQWAD AGAIN!??
Wasn’t me this time! I swear!
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my son..
DID YOU PISS OFF THE FUCKING MONKEY SQWAD AGAIN!??
Wasn’t me this time! I swear!
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My parents are so much cooler than I'll ever be.
Hello yes how many rookie cops have accidentally called Batman Dad at this point and how many times do you think the robins/jim gordon have caught it on camera
I wanna go off into the woods and live on a huge ass plot of land Stardew Valley style with dozens of animals and the gremlin children I've adopted and turned into a little goth army with me as their gothic cryptid parental unit. Yet here I am. Flipping burgers at midnight just to make my half of rent. At least the roommate and I have a demon of a cat to compensate for lack of reaching those dreams.
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Beehive= mutual interaction
Koffin tingz= personal posts
Worker bees= asks
Supreme bee= interactions with my parental friend
King bee talks = just me talking tbh
Hello loml= me simping over anime characters thats it.
Words words words = writer stuff
Guideline :}
^ is old so I'm adding
I ult p1harmony and ateez
Stan TXT,Nomad,TAN,SVT,ZB1,XDH,GOT7,BND,Shinee,holland,Dxmon,Kard,one pact,allhours and NMIXX
I listen to 82 major,monsta x,WEI,dreamcatcher,skz,itzy,riize,enhypen,the rose,g-idle and POW
Feel free to talk to me about any of them!! Looking for more kpop mutuals/friends 🫶🏽🫶🏽
Parental unit
I used to be young. I used to be fun. I used to be more like Uhura and Trip Tucker put together. Now that I have small children I understand Tuvok as a mood.
for the last god damm time if i look like absolute dog shit it’s because i am personally in charge of 10 peoples (not including myself’s) mental and physical beings. they will literally die if i even think of doing something away from my phone. you leave to go play a sport? hey guess what 3 of them ate soap! you go to the bathroom without your phone? surprise! now they are unloading all their trauma onto eachother in an attempt to make you answer them!