I forgor

if I fought 50 badgers at once I would lose

if I fought 60 badgers at once I would do even worse

I would win easily but it's only because I'm a country

India cleans 60 badger matchup hands down

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

Sam Handwich.

I feel like it’s way too easy to manipulate me. Give me any attention and I’ll do anything for you. Compliment me? Im yours. Degrade me? Im yours. Genuinely have the survival instincts of a hamster.

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might

Finally someone said it, bubblegum ftw

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

friend who's taking a longer lunch break than usual is a type of dead wife