noli me tangere

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

#massive respect to richard donner for intending to cast a EuroVillain™ and then going ‘nah yeah he can play the romantic lead actually’ #unparalleled vibes which cannot be replicated by someone with captain america dentistry #like phillipe is arguably the protagonist - you have to feel like navarre is a vaguely sinister threat to him for most of act 1 #he’s rescued sure but also technically kidnapped #and navarre has to be quietly unhinged even before the animorph thing #he’s sort of inigo montoya without the light-heartedness and is a bad companion for someone trying to stay alive and out of trouble #also you know #rutger hauer is a total smoke show

Sick list of symptoms bro. Now try humanizing your behavior instead of pathologizing it.

If you run over someone's foot with your wheelchair you still apologise

at some point during high school i drew a centaur girl with large breasts because i wanted to draw a character that looked like me, and my biofamily got real upset about it. "why are they so large" because mine are that large. "wouldn't that make it hard for her to run" interesting that you think that but keep trying to make me run. "don't draw things like this, it's morally bad" ok i and my apparently inherently pornographic body will just be over here trying to avoid being looked at

this is not to say porn is bad, tbc. i just wasn't a fan as a teenager of being treated like it was impossible to look at bodies like mine non-sexually. frankly i'm not a fan of it now either lmao. i keep kind of thinking about how so many female protagonists are canonically flat or small-chested girls/women who textually wish they had larger breasts, but i can't remember the last time i encountered a protagonist with large breasts where that fact wasn't meant to be sexual. what is up with that dynamic and how do i destroy it

it's like... in order to be accepted as a woman, the character has to desire the idealized form of The Perfect Woman (or if she's a #feminist, reject and detest that same idealized form, but the focus on it is often still there). but in order to be a non-pornographic protagonist, she can't attain it. the moment you have a large enough chest you don't really get to be a normal character anymore, you have to go to sex world. idk. probably someone better read than me has written some sort of papers on this. idk what search terms to use though

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

Beirut is being absolutely wrecked right now. God knows what the casualty numbers are, everyone living there is SOMEONE, you know? Like you and everyone else you know. With pasts with futures they look forward to with dreams with entire worlds inside them. Israel and the US are flattening hundreds of worlds as we speak, killing so many innocents constantly with no repercussions, unfathomable amounts of destruction being waged right before our eyes, this can't go on.