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no, you yell "MOOOOO'
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whenever i see cows while riding in a car: cows!
no, you yell "MOOOOO'

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Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.
I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.
I mean it’s kind of not, seeds aren’t analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn’t analogous to sperm, plants don’t do dimorphic gametes like that. a better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a tshirt cannon
Now we’re having a good day again.
So the last few months, along with dealing with the co-op, I have been vaguely helping to write a bigass novel length Interactive Fiction game based on my co-author’s experiences the summer of 2013, up to the house fire. It’s in the Spring Thing IF competition if anyone wants to check it out. It’s called Harmonic Time-bind Ritual Symphony, and I really like it.
http://springthing.net/2016/play.html#HarmonicTimeBindRitualSymphony
HOME!
We're home. Finally, really and truly, officially, back home. It's been a full week now, and I'm finally believing it is real this time after that whole thing in november where we got to come home but it was a mistake. But now it's real. We had an impromptu celebration the night we got the news, just everyone chilling in the great room with some drinks, yelling "woooooooo" and "HOOOOOOME" at each other. I ran around writing "home" in odd places all over the building in purple marker. then we were all busy doing moving in stuff and trying to organize the house, had a couple of house dinners, including one that a new housemate cooked with venison steaks from a deer he killed himself, and one I threw together with a friend because we had membershippers coming by. I made a huge thing of lo mein. Saturday we had a big fucking noise rock show, because we are into this whole hosting shows thing and the other venue that some of the housemates run got shut down, so we became the backup for that. It got a little out of hand, with one band breaking a house mic and getting yelled at, and my best friend falling down the path to the fire pit, breaking a rib, and then accidentally setting off the fire alarm and getting yelled at. Other than that it was fucking awesome, and there was a solid moshpit that had awesome gender balance (which is important in a pit, goddamnit). Only like 9 people at its height, but there was a fucking moshpit in my living room with people I genuinely love. Speaking of people I genuinely love, dude, my fucking housemates. As I am getting to know the new ones, and getting to hang out with the old ones again, some of who I never got to know well before based on timing, I just feel so fucking blessed to be living with such an amazing group of people. I am surrounded by brilliant, funny, revolutionary people from wildly different lifestyles, with incredible things to offer to the community. I live with most of my best friends, and the other ones hang out here. And the one thing everyone here has in common is that they were down to go through all this bullshit in order to live at Loth. Even the newest people were membershipped back in August, expecting to be in by sept 1st. And we lost a few because of the delays, but that means everyone who is here wanted to be here badly enough to wait and struggle. Some of my favorite older members who I wasn't sure were coming back have, too, as well as a couple that have decided they will now that were officially open. We still don't have food or toilet paper/supplies in any meaningful way, because we have to meet with the financial coordinator of the larger coop org and the bank to get people signed up on the accounts so we can buy things, but we'll have that set up in the next couple days, and people are chipping in what they can/dumpstering/providing their own shit in the meanwhile. We fought so hard for this. A number of people effectively ruined their lives in this fight, fucking themselves up financially and giving all of their time and energy into fixing this. I fucked myself up pretty bad, and I was mostly working behind the scenes. So many people worked their asses off and I am so amazed and relieved now that it paid off. I am HOME. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME! Also, I went and saw the local stage production of the rocky horror this week (not the shadowcast thing I was doing), and it was fucking AMAZEBALLS.
VIVA LOTHLORIEN
After countless delays and false starts, Loth Co-op has been approved for occupancy! We can go home!

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Remembering Davie Bowie with this cartoon by Benjamin Schwartz.
I just saw something really delicious and was like ’oh man that food made me horny, but like, not in a sex way, in like a food way, I really want that food’
“hungry”
“hungry” was the word I was looking for
where did y'all obtain this footage of me tho………
Transmetropolitan #9
There’s a starman waiting in the sky He’s told us not to blow it ‘Cause he knows it’s all worthwhile
GIF by Helen Green

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why was this lowkey informative lmao
So yall can get your shit together
did you just
I’ve been looking for his post!!!!!!!
Know your shit eh
Now we are literally shit posting
Can someone calculate for me the volume of loch ness in liters so I can figure out how many humans you’d need to drink it
Ok I had to search a bit, but it’s apparently 7,448,160,000,000 liters? this is a problem, the upper limit of the average human stomach is just four liters, and even then that’s a very uncomfortable amount of water to have in there. Which means there aren’t enough humans on this planet to drink all of loch ness
what if they drank their fill and then peed it out somewhere where the liquid wouldn’t just run back into loch ness? Then they could go back and drink more the next morning. How many days would that take? Would we end up with a new loch made entirely of pee? Loch piss?
possibly, but thats not taking rainfall into account and the amount of water fed into it every day by the River Oich
The upper limit for the human stomach is about 4 liters. It takes the human body about 45 to 60 minutes to absorb/expel 1 liter of water (for the sake of this math problem just go with 60 (1 hour). An average person sleeps 8 hours. An average person spends about 3 hours eating (1 hour for each meal of the day) A day is 24 hours.
1 person alone: 572 billion days or all 7.3 billion people just 78.5 days, roughly. Assuming no one died of e coli or something.
this is good, but again, this doesn’t take rainfall or the river oich into account. It would have to be done during a dryer season in scottland and the river would need to be dammed.
There is no dryer season in Scotland though. It hasn’t stopped raining since Roman times.
You might need a second team of people to hold umbrellas over the drinking people.
the rain would still drip off the umbrellas and into the loch, this is gonna be a problem… someone calculate the annual rainfall over Scotland, can 7 billion people outdrink it?
The western Highlands, where Loch Ness is located, is one of the rainiest places in Europe, with a yearly average rainfall of 4,577 millimeters (12.54 millimeters a day). Loch Ness’ surface area is 56 square kilometers. If it rains 12.54 millimeters every day, then Loch Ness will gain 702,240 cubic meters (over 700 million liters) of water per day. Everyone will have to drink 0.1 extra liters of water to keep up.
that sounds doable! our goal is now clear
ok but why tho?
if you can think of a better way to find Nessie I’d love to hear it
Milkneto by Evan Dorkin

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A RAINBOW MERMAID KNIFE. DREAMS.
hi folks I’m scarfbeard manbun and this is my girlfriend septumpierce undercut and we’re queering heterosexuality by making a joint tinder account for threeways
today i was on okc and i saw a couple who had screencapped this post and had it in their profile pictures, they were literally identifying as this post
I’m deleting