If Our Love Is Allergies Why Are You My Claritin

And if the business is true that you left your moms in the hood...

somebody go smoke that yute you don’t leave your moms nowhere

you’re sick to my stomach fam!

but if it's not true? shordy just talkin shit🤷‍♀️

what doesn’t kill you makes your nervous system more sensitive for the rest of your life

i fucking love the matrix

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

because it's pride month I'm going to swing my favourite bat and my favourite hornets nest and remind you all that pansexuality is just bisexuality wearing a biphobic/transphobic hat. and if people had actually fucking read up on lgbt history and culture before posting bullshit on social media then there wouldn't be whole insulting labels in the mainstream.

I will never forgive the uwu mogai crowd for thinking they were SO MUCH BETTER than this bogeyman version of bisexuality based entirely on shitty stereotypes. I will never forgive them for thinking you needed a whole new sexuality to be attracted to trans people. and now their fucking churlish ignorant antics just created more division, more biphobia, and more transphobia. bisexuality was NEVER binary or about being attracted to the gender binary but its way too late to fix the damage and it makes me so fucking sad. all because people couldn't be bothered to read up on their lgbt history like the bisexual manifesto, or listen to trans people.

you’re allowed 2 minutes of sadness then you gotta keep it gangsta

you cannot make a post about how men put women in certain boxes without someone going "but what if i love the box? what if i've decided that it's comfortable in the box? are you gonna tell me i'm not ALLOWED to like the box? not very feminist of you to police a woman's decisions... maybe you'd be less ugly and miserable if you stopped talking about the box LMFAO #Girlboss #MyBox<3"

#and its like. 'what if ive decided its comfortable to be in the box' it is always going to be more comfortable to be in the box #they will reward you for staying in the box and punish you for trying to leave it #that doesnt mean the box is like. a good place to be — @butchfaith

well, no, i didn’t expect leopards to eat my face, but this obviously wasn’t what the leopards eating people's face party wanted. they were stifled by their opposition and bureaucratic red tape! i think we should give more power to the leopard eating face party, so the leopards only eat the faces of people who deserve it. plus they just put a new leopard in charge of the face eating, and i think this one really brings something new to the table. so yes i'm voting for the leopards eating people's face party again. why wouldn't i.

Times like these I remember that Malcolm X quote about healing and how it requires acknowledging the knife is there. Things like "this isn't who we are" and "this is un-American" and "what are we? [insert another country]??" reveal a deep seated denial of American history and state-sponsored domestic terror that I'm just not gonna entertain anymore from leftists over the age of twenty.

executed for the crime of asking me stupid shit in this hot ass weather

sentencing will be carried out at dawn because it's the only time it isn't too facking hot to be out side

Asexuals were always part of pride and it really fucking shows when people think it's a recent term.

Although not going by the term "asexual" yet, asexuality was spoken about alongside homosexuality as far back as the 1890s. Asexual history is just as vital to queer history as any other term and I'm so tired of watching us being treated like a new thing