“To keep the cedars safe from harm,
Enlil has made him the terror of men.
Despair strikes all who step into his forest.”
—Gilgamesh, Tablet II, Standard Babylonian Version line 217, trans. Sophus Helle
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“To keep the cedars safe from harm,
Enlil has made him the terror of men.
Despair strikes all who step into his forest.”
—Gilgamesh, Tablet II, Standard Babylonian Version line 217, trans. Sophus Helle

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Hey! I was wondering -- are you the person who made that incredible BG3 love interest uquiz? If so, did you write this? “He is a treacherous man, and you may well find yourself betrayed. Or perhaps that is part of the allure. […] yet there is a shiver of goodness there, under all his arrogance, that seeks you out. Hold that goodness tight. Do not let it go.” I want to quote it in something and want to make sure I have the credit right! <3
hey man! yeah that was me <333 whatever you quote it in do drop it in my inbox i would looooove to read it i am so here for all bg3 content
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ngl I keep forgetting that Hobby Lobby is a real store that people go to. That people actually think of it as a craft store and not as a crazy Christian mass artifact smuggler. I google "Hobby Lobby" and get a page full of results that make me go "wtf is this craft supplies and operating hours shit, I thought we all knew this place for smuggling looted cuneiform tablets out of Iraq"
#sorry what??? #I knew them as the store with the Christian right wing owners that refused to pay for employee birth control as part of health insurance #what is this about cuneiform tablet looting
They are also that! And it comes from the same place.
Since 2009, the billionaire owners of Hobby Lobby started taking advantage of the wars in Iraq to buy stolen and looted cuneiform tablets and clay artifacts from ancient Mesopotamia. A lot of them were suspected to have been stolen from the National Museum of Iraq in Baghdad in the chaos of the US invasion in 2003. The Hobby Lobby owners used HL profits to smuggle these artifacts into the US (taking them out of Iraq is illegal so they listed them as tile samples from Turkey and Israel, more friendly nations to the US). Eventually the customs officials seized them, and the US Department of Justice filed a lawsuit in 2017 when the news really broke about just how many ancient Middle Eastern artifacts were smuggled into the country. They were doing this to stock their "Museum of the Bible" that purports to prove the literal truth of the Bible... using stolen Mesopotamian cuneiform tablets, somehow. Idk.
They also had sixteen Dead Sea Scrolls that turned out to be forgeries but that's only tangentially related.
Hobby Lobby and its owners were fined and ordered to return, again, thousands of artifacts back to Iraq. For years they KEPT finding more artifacts of Hobby Lobby's that turned out to be stolen, looted, and smuggled. It's one of the biggest artifact smuggling scandals in recent history. And it separated artifacts from their context and permanently damaged the ability to learn new things from them, even though archaeologists subsequently have been trying.
The court case was called "United States v. Approximately Four Hundred and Fifty Cuneiform Tablets."
"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.
"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.
"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver
I honestly absolutely get where Gilgamesh was coming from and it was an absolute flop that he decided to be happy with mortality.
Gilgamesh has a realistic take on immortality because it’s meant as an example to everyone that reads it. Here’s the king who crosses the mountains of the sun, who sails the waters of the dead, who slays monsters—and even he must content himself with a mortal lifespan. It says that to be mortal is to be human. That kings should focus on creating instead—on achieving public immortality rather than private.
But also BOOOOO id have kept the plant. skill issue.

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If you are interested and excited by anything to do with Mesopotamia, with the Sumerians, Akkadians, Assyrians, Babylonians, and all of the niche ancient history things, please interact with me 🙏. I love talking to people about these things and expanding my knowledge but it's so difficult to find people who are truly interested in this subject.
Maybe I should create a discord server for this.
discord server would be such a good idea. reblog reblog reblog. hello mesopotamia lover mutuals pspspspsps
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This is what hieroglyphs and figures in ancient Egyptian temples looked like before their colors faded. They were recreated using a polychromatic light display at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, following thorough research.
this summer i will learn italian and french and russian and run a marathon everyday and work for three months and get fifty new ear piercings and read every work of high literature ever created and watch every movie. but most importantly just chill and relax
the historical source we have for understanding much of the early roman empire are so fucking bad. like whenever you hear any insane story about tiberius/caligula/nero/commodus/elagabalus imagine trying to put together an account of any modern figure if your only avaiable sources were tucker carlson archives and the daily mail
sure! so, the problem with classical historiography is an extreme paucity of sources. many, many contemporary histories of the early roman empire just don't exist anymore--we know about many of these, because they are referenced, cited, and quoted by works that we do have--but they just fell out of circulation in the 2000-odd years since they were written and there are simply no remaining copies.
this means that the later we go back, the more we have to rely on a smaller number of sources, which were also on average written later after the events they describe, which have also often only survived in abridged, incomplete, or translated form. obviously, there's no such thing as an 'unbiased' source, so the best way to get an accurate picture of historical events is to try and read as broadly as possible and make comparative assessments of different claims and the positions from which these claims are made -- this is really fucking difficult for a lot of Roman history, because often the number of sources describing a specific event will be in the low single digits.
as an example, let's take something that's a bit of a stir recently because of a museum doing some dumb shit to the equally dumb anger of apoplectic transphobes: the assertion that emperor elagabalus was 'transgender'.
we have three (!) substantive Roman histories of the reign of elagabalus: the contemporary cassius dio and herodians' accounts and the sensationalist and mostly-fabricated 4th-century historia augusta. now, all three of these describe him as effeminate, certainly: but these are claims that need to be contextualised. when elagabalus ascended to power, he was the high priest of a syrian cult worshipping the solar diety of the same name. the stereotype of the effeminate, barbaric foreigner from the east was a very prevalent one in the ruling class discourses of the roman empire: herodian is very clear that elagablus' effeminacy is inextricably tied to his easterness:
Leaving Syria, Elagabalus proceeded to Nicomedia, where he was forced by the season of the year to spend the winter. Immediately he plunged into his mad activities, performing for his native god the fantastic rites in which he had been trained from childhood. He wore the richest clothing, draping himself in purple robes embroidered in gold; to his necklaces and bracelets he added a crown, a tiara glittering with gold and jewels. His dress showed the influence of the sacred robe of the Phoenicians and the luxurious garb of the Medes. He loathed Greek and Roman garments because they were made of wool, in his opinion an inferior material; only the Syrian cloth met with his approval. Accompanied by flutes and drums, he went about performing, as it appeared, orgiastic service to his god. When she saw what Elagabalus was doing, Maesa was greatly disturbed and tried again and again to persuade the youth to wear Roman dress when he entered the city to visit the senate. She was afraid that his appearance, obviously foreign and wholly barbaric, would offend those who saw him; they were not used to such garb and considered his ornaments suitable only for women
— Herodian, Book VI (emphasis mine)
the clarity with which Herodian makes this link is very helpful in considering how we conceptualize the accusations -- and they are accusations, they are intended to be read in a profoundly negative light by their audiences as signs of foreign decadence and perversion -- made by Cassius Dio. it gives us some hint of the constellation of tropes which the Romans had around foreign gods, foreigners (and Easterners specifically), and effeminacy.
Cassius Dio himself was also very much favoured in the government of Elagabalus' successor, Severus Alexander, who came to power after Elagabalus, his mother, and several influential figures in his court were assassinated by the imperial bodyguard. understanding these tropes and Cassius' natural inclination to flatter Elagabalus' successor, the reigning emperor and therefore his patron, we might therefore rightly treat Cassius' extravagant accounts of Elagabalus' behaviour, with great skepticism!
so, like, what was elagabalus' deal, then? we just don't know, because these three sources, all bound up in the Roman cultural image of degenerate Eastern effeminacy, one of them comically unreliable and noncontemporary, are all we have! there is of course, some archeological evidence: coins bearing inscriptions of the meteorite which Elagabalus' cult worshipped seem to confirm parts of the narrative wrt Elagabalus trying to introduce the primacy of his own god into Roman publc life: but there are no accounts from sources who were close to or knew Elagabalus, let alone anything from Elagabalus himself!
so, like, was Elagabalus 'transgender'? (leaving aside the question of applying modern frames of queer sexuality/presentation/etc to ancient subjectivities, which is a different if slightly related can of worms). well, the quotation typically given by supporters of this reading is generally from Cassius Dio, attributed directly to Elagabalus:
"Call me not Lord, for I am a Lady."
wow, seems pretty open and shut, doesn't it? now let's put it in context:
Aurelius Zoticus, a native of Smyrna, whom they also called "Cook," after his father's trade, incurred the emperor's thorough love and thorough hatred, and for the latter reason his life was saved. This Aurelius not only had a body that was beautiful all over, seeing that he was an athlete, but in particular he greatly surpassed all others in the size of his private parts. This fact was reported to the emperor by those who were on the look-out for such things, and the man was suddenly whisked away from the games and brought to Rome, accompanied by an immense escort, larger than Abgarus had had in the reign of Severus or Tiridates in that of Nero. He was appointed cubicularius before he had even been seen by the emperor, was honoured by the name of the latter's grandfather, Avitus, was adorned with garlands as at a festival, and entered the palace lighted by the glare of many torches. Sardanapalus, on seeing him, sprang up with rhythmic movements, and then, when Aurelius addressed him with the usual salutation, "My Lord Emperor, Hail!" he bent his neck so as to assume a ravishing feminine pose, and turning his eyes upon him with a melting gaze, answered without any hesitation: "Call me not Lord, for I am a Lady." Then Sardanapalus immediately joined him in the bath, and finding him when stripped to be equal to his reputation, burned with even greater lust, reclined on his breast, and took dinner, like some loved mistress, in his bosom. But Hierocles fearing that Zoticus would captivate the emperor more completely than he himself could, and that he might therefore suffer some terrible fate at his hands, as often happens in the case of rival lovers, caused the cup-bearers, who were well disposed toward him, to administer a drug that abated the other's manly prowess. And so Zoticus, after a whole night of embarrassment, being unable to secure an erection, was deprived of all the honours that he had received, and was driven out of the palace, out of Rome, and later out of the rest of Italy; and this saved his life.
okay, so: the context for this quotation, which Dio attributes to Elagabalus, is: he is saying this to an athlete, who he has had brought to him by the men he hires to find men with gigantic penises, before his other gay lover poisons the athelete with limp-dick pills and Elagabalus, enraged that the man cannot fuck his ass because of this, banishes him from Italy. we might, i think, fairly say, that this is far from a neutral recounting of the emperor's own words, and i think we may in fact go further and say that this seems very obviously an overwrought scandalous fabrication. but putting all that aside: how does Cassius Dio know the emperor said this? he does not seem to have been present at this event -- if he spoke to someone who was, or pulled from the written account of someone who was, or if he pulled this from someone who also wasn't there, or if it was revealed to him in a dream -- we don't know! we have no way of knowing if any of this happened, or what real events it might have been based on. we literally just don't know, and it's unlikely we'll ever know!
and, y'know, this is just one example. there are countless stories about roman emperors doing crazy sex acts and enacting ridiculous violence, and in many cases these are obviously written to flatter their succcessors who came to power when they were murdered -- and they're still all we have. so. it's kind of a bind. we know that the pictures of caligula, nero, commodus, elagabalus, and all the other 'bad emperors' are inaccurate, probably full of slander and exaggeration from their political enemies -- but we have very little else to go on to try and build a 'more accurate' picture of what they might actually have been like as individuals or as administrators. and
this is a problem that plagues not only these controversial individuals but entire societies, wars, epochs of history -- huge chunks of our modern understnading of Sparta comes from Plutarch, writing centuries after it stopped existing as an independent polity. other chunks come from Thucydides and Xenophon who, while more contemporaneous, were Athenians who never set foot in Sparta. and this is something i think that people who talk about ancient history in a like, casual sense really don't grasp, that it is genuinely just impossible to know for sure how much of what scant sources we have is true or not, except in the cases where things can be independently confirmed by archeological evidence. it's fascinating but daunting! and it's frustrating how often it's collapsed down into silly debates like 'was elagabalus trans' that can't possibly be answered in any meaningful way.
yes it's cool when unrequited love isn't treated as this huge tragedy and people can still be friends or accept it and move on but i do love the fucked up dynamic you get when someone is so utterly obsessed with someone else that they beg and plead with them just to be allowed to devote themselves to them like a dog even if they get nothing in return for it. when the love is completely one sided but it isn't any less intense for it.
just let me stay with you. let me sleep at the foot of your bed. i would kill for you. i would die for you. if you won't share a life with me, at least let me dedicate mine to you.

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