Jules of Nature
pixel skylines
tannertan36
DEAR READER
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Love Begins
wallacepolsom
Cosmic Funnies
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Today's Document
noise dept.
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
occasionally subtle
Kiana Khansmith
Mike Driver
we're not kids anymore.
oozey mess
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@perksofbeingpassiveaggressive
does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012
fuck you I can hear it
Someone ought to slap the asshole who sang this upside the head
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Orange cats need to be named ‘just some guy’-esque names. I see orange cats that are named Patrick or Dave or Bob and I’m like “yeah, exactly”. My orange cat is named Tommy even though she’s a girl because she’s truly a Tommy.
Henry Croutons…..
trying not to bawl in class over henry croutons
Wait I’m sorry I mean no disrespect but are you not going by P***y A** anymore? (Not Pussy Ass)
I’m trying to think of a joke response that’s even marginally funnier than the concept of my deadname being Pussy Ass and I can’t. It doesn’t exist.
emojis can't do this
@@@@@ :^)
martch simpson
i am begging this brown bear sanctuary to rethink their phrasing
outta my way, straight boy
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i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin
This is what happens when you have children, they take over your music
this is so fuckin cuteeee
I just can’t get over her little “aaayy”
Me as a father in the future 😭😭😭
I met Ryan Reynolds and told him we was my idol. He kissed me on the forehead, whispered, “You look like a fucking badger,” and walked away.
If someone told me this was an actually interaction they had with him I wouldn’t be surprised.
I forgot to read the blog name and just wrote it off as “yep that’s Reynolds.”
Happy Friday sluts let’s do nothing and die
You need.. you need to unmute…
I’ve waited too long to find this gem again!
This is perfection 😂
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mfw im taking selfies and vaping on sunday morning but i realize im in church service
sleeper contender for post of the year
some of u never tried to force a volleyball as far underwater as u could at a pool as a kid only to have it shoot up and hit u in the fucking face and it shows
ugh how the fuck do you cover letter
Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Solo.
I know that you are powerful, mighty Jabba, and that your anger with Solo must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo’s life.
With your wisdom, I’m sure that we can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable us to avoid any unpleasant confrontation.
As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: these two droids. Both are hardworking and will serve you well.
Polite greeting (Greetings, Exalted One)
Self-Introduction (I am Luke Skywalker)
Establish Credentials (Jedi Knight)
Explain how you learned of this opportunity (Friend to Captain Solo)
Establish Purpose (I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo’s life.)
Show what you can bring to the organization ( I present to you a gift: these two droids. Both are hardworking and will serve you well.)
This actually maps really well.
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fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:
so casual i love it
a sleepover with jc and the boys
Paul: Judas truth or dare??
Judas: dare
Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC
Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare
Peter: truth
Jesus: would you ever betray me peter
Peter:
Jesus:
(a few days later)
Peter: *betrays Jesus*
Jesus:
Jesus: *returns*
Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”
Jesus:
so no one caught that Paul was definitely not at the last supper since he was an apostle and not a disciple of Christ
THIS NIGGA READIN THE BIBLE
