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Mahou Shoujo ni Akogarete (Gushing over Magical Girls) - Pop Up Shop in Gamers featuring goods with new illustrations (School Swimsuit) announced [Brand: A3]
Gamers Akihabara / Namba / Nagoya / Sendai: 12 to 27 September 2026
Gamers Online Shop: 28 September to 12 October 2026
Work sucks,.. My go!
giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra
I stop once I start getting short of breath
[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.
I'M NOT A DOG??????
[clearly less interested now] Oh.
wait! au au
[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]
AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭
I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about
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Kyousaya having one of the other quintet members as a third.
Mami is the team mom, of course, and this carries over to her relationship with Kyouko and Sayaka. She spends her time trying to reign in the more destructive habits that the two of them tend to encourage in each other. If only to make sure her two beloved kohai don't get themselves killed by egging each other on into something astronomically stupid. The two of them act put upon sometimes by this but they secretly love it and love Mami for it, though they may sardonically act like children about it to fit the role which Mami ultimately is delighted by. Sometimes they both kiss her before running off to do something dumb again just to give themselves a head start before she can reprimand them.
Madoka is an easy target for teasing in every way imaginable and both of them take great joy in seeing which one of them can make her become the most flustered (Sayaka is currently in the lead but Kyouko calls that an unfair childhood friend advantage because Sayaka has all kinds of juicy inside info fhat she lacks). It's all in good fun though and at the end of the day madoka is the ultimate little sister to both of them and when the teasing stops the doting begins (which, funny enough, just tends to make Madoka even more flustered than the teasing.) They kiss her all over, constantly affirming how cure she is until she's a vaguely pink and red unintelligible mess.
Homura is, like Mami, the responsible one of the trio, or at least she pretends to be. Her naturally abrasive disposition particularly with Sayaka sometimes leads to fights. This then manifests as both Kyouko and Sayaka trying to get a rise out of the overly stoic girl, in part by egging her into doing increasingly stupid/foolhardy things with them and while Homura attempts to maintain her role as the responsible one she secretly (not so secretly) loves it and is ultimately down to clown when it comes to it. They kiss her just to get a rise out of her, hoping she'll take them up on the "challenge"
Shout-out to webcomics that have Alt Text that's basically a character all its own. Always great to read that.

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where's that post of someone getting a letter from their bank like "dear keith we realise you're just taking the piss but every time you venmo your mate for 'al-qaeda training camp' we do have to, by law, fill out a lot of boring paperwork for the police so we'd really appreciate it if you'd stop doing that"
here it is
imagine being the poor bank employee that had to write this 😂 like was it assigned to them or did they go hey maybe instead of resigning ourselves to repeatedly wasting time investigating this shit we should just? ask them to stop? has anyone tried telling them they NEED TO STOP
found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.
this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^
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x are yall ready for the next album? this is Give You A Reason To Cry. i made a bunch of music, but didn't know what theme to put them under
The first song on the next album is posted and ready for free members on my Patreon!
This one was a lot of fun. Check it out! It's available for free, and starting at $1/mo you can listen to and download the rest of the album early as it gets posted!
There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"
The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.
We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...
Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.