Giant Squid from Concentrate

hold on let me try to invent a version of myself who can get us out of this mess [holds really still for a minute and a half and then turns to you with a flat affect] we probably should have killed ourselves an hour ago

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All Tomorrows posthuman

mutuals we've known each other for so long and I'm ready to meet your parents.

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

They explained that he was still on life support, and I was told they couldn't continue his treatment indefinitely because I could no longer afford the exorbitant medical costs. I stood there speechless, feeling as if the ground had vanished beneath me.

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I'm still staring at the ICU door, afraid that the next doctor walking towards me will have the words every mother dreads: "If Dad has a chance to live, donate now. Please don't let poverty take that chance away."

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