Helen is a Weenie

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.

just blocked someone for not liking purple. do not fuck with me

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

*licks finger and tastes the air* my fallout game is about to crash

I need people reblogging this without context to know that this is literally a quote from the tv show Hannibal.

Our culture desperately needs more fat hot gay guys. Not for any noble reasons of representation; I’m just a pervert