Helen is a Weenie

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

*licks finger and tastes the air* my fallout game is about to crash

I need people reblogging this without context to know that this is literally a quote from the tv show Hannibal.

Our culture desperately needs more fat hot gay guys. Not for any noble reasons of representation; I’m just a pervert

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

Also on age verification: I have been on this website since 2011. Unless you think I started blogging at age 2, you KNOW I'm an adult.