Helen is a Weenie

weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice

A HAMMERHEAD????

everything is a reference when you're crazy

Oh noooooooo! The mystery is solved! You’ve solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master... Congratulations… You have proven yourselves... quite the adventurers... oh, I’ve landed on Bryan- Bryan, ahhh… Bryan, I’m so proud of zem… I’m going to die now... My life is flagging from my body... I’ll see my family... goodbye cruel worrrrld-

I literally have no context for this and it’s fucking me up.

hey guys is there a nice wizard on tumblr or is it only the evil one

it’s just me

Stop warning me about mature content I'm literally an adult

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.

just blocked someone for not liking purple. do not fuck with me

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good