Helen is a Weenie

just blocked someone for not liking purple. do not fuck with me

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

*licks finger and tastes the air* my fallout game is about to crash

I need people reblogging this without context to know that this is literally a quote from the tv show Hannibal.

Our culture desperately needs more fat hot gay guys. Not for any noble reasons of representation; I’m just a pervert

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant