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we're not kids anymore.
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Screw zodiac signs which version of Candy Land did you own as a kid.

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this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem
Rule #2
Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,
For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.
You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,
But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.
Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,
Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,
For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,
And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.
Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,
For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,
And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,
So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.
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The problem with Underfell is that it's such an interesting concept in literary terms. Frisk, in canon, despite all the terrible things they had to go through, still found nice people at every turn who would help and comfort them. It's easy for them to stick to their morals and be kind to all the people who aren't so friendly. Turning to violence is a difficult choice.
But in Underfell, things are different. Everything is a lot darker and more violent, and all the people who were nice before are incredibly unstable at best and openly murderous at worst. The only person who doesn't hate them is Flowey, and he's still a bit of a jerk. So there's a lot of interesting directions it could go. Do they stay determined to bring the light back to the Underground? Or do they pick up the knife and succumb to the mindset of violence that's being forced upon them? That's the question in the original game, too, but here it's a lot less subtle, and Frisk is constantly being pushed towards violence.
I'd like to see some fanfiction that really explores this internal conflict to it's extent, or at least look at some of the other characters and their lives in this new, bleaker Undertale.
But NOOOOOO, it's just Sans this and Sans that, nothing actually fun, just "OoOh, hE's sEcKsY nOw!!! oOoOh! Here's 99 fics where he hangs out with various other versions of himself in ✨wacky shenanigans✨ and stuff!" It's not that I hate him, it's just the Charizard Effect, where he's completely inescapable and I don't care about him anymore.
Sorry for the rant, but somebody, please, anybody, write me the fic this AU deserves.
I looked it up and this applies to literally every other AU like ever. It's all just about Sans being hot. I am starting to hate him.
I know that teens always sneak out at night by climbing out their bedroom windows and climbing down the trellis, and then they sneak back into their house in the morning and their parents are waiting for them.
But what do they, like, do?
Do they kiss people or something?
That doesn't sound worth sacrificing a full night's sleep and walking around in public at midnight and then getting in trouble in the morning.
I don't understand why the definition of "party" has to change so much between elementary and high school. Like, when you're 7, a party is a planned event in which you and your friends gather and participate in various recreational activities together. But when you're 14, a party is an illegal event where a bunch of random people you barely know go to someone's house and, like, stand around drinking while loud music plays and two people are hiding in a closet kissing or something. And to adults, the child's party is always spoken of as a wonderful event that makes everyone happy, while the teenage party is a sinister thing that happens secretly and always ends with horrible things happening and the police showing up.

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Imagine being one of the parents for the kids in the Magic School Bus class. Getting those field trip permission slips home every single night.
Like what, another one? Doesn’t she teach? This just says Inside a Dog
Ms Frizzle sending you one (1) permission slip at the beginning of the year to cover all the field trips and you’re like huh that’s a little unusual but I guess it’s efficient at least and then you open it and it’s written like This
Odysseus is giving an interview
This is perfection, perfection i say
@arthur-side @sketchingwithlyn >:D
HE JUST GOT THERE
Also, suddenly his dad is back
That's a lot for him to handle, ngl
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You're cool too! You can swim and breathe underwater! I wish I could do that!

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Random Deltarune realization of the day:
Kris turns blue in the Dark World because cyan is the opposite of red in the light spectrum. If you invert red, you get cyan.
They're the opposite of what's supposed to be "the culmination of their being." Because the soul isn't them. It's us.
On mobile, when you double tap a post to like it, the little heart floats up for a few seconds from wherever your finger is. I like to keep double tapping wherever the heart stops. If I do it right, it looks like the same heart kept on going up. on long posts with no tags, you can escort the heart from the Like icon all the way to the top of the screen.
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Deltarune is like a high school drama that keeps getting interrupted by every other genre.
Like, it starts with "Oh no! You got paired up with the school bully for the group project!" which is a high school drama plot if I've ever seen one. But then it turns into that specific flavor of isekai you usually see in Scholastic kid's chapter books that goes like "There's a portal in the closet at school and you have an adventure in it and learn some lessons you can apply in the real world!" Then it tries to go back to a high school drama, but it starts leaning towards one of those stories where the plucky group of children have to run around and uncover the dark secrets of their small town. Then it takes a hard left turn into cosmic horror. And that's just in Chapter 1.
Chapter 2 tries to lean back into high school drama with "You and your partner have to go to a study session with your childhood friend who you grew apart from as you got older!" which is a high school drama plot if I've ever seen one. But then it turns into the sequel of a Scholastic isekai where you go back to the magic world, but this time you brought a friend or two. Then there's a little more of a small town mystery and a little more cosmic horror, with a bit of a mental health story in the margins.
Chapter 3 is just a hundred percent Scholastic Isekai, with no high school drama, and Chapter 4 is mostly Small Town Mystery. So it's like the high school drama just gave up entirely, with only a little bit of "reconnecting with your childhood friend"and a little bit of queer coming of age.
So yeah.
FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
what was yesterday, cat?
I’m not missing it this year.
Joy and whimsy detected! Happy birthday Raccoon 🦝
I can't seem to find enough content of these three uurrghhhh 😭 I love them sm

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