Peri Jackson

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

But in Underfell, things are different. Everything is a lot darker and more violent, and all the people who were nice before are incredibly unstable at best and openly murderous at worst. The only person who doesn't hate them is Flowey, and he's still a bit of a jerk. So there's a lot of interesting directions it could go. Do they stay determined to bring the light back to the Underground? Or do they pick up the knife and succumb to the mindset of violence that's being forced upon them? That's the question in the original game, too, but here it's a lot less subtle, and Frisk is constantly being pushed towards violence.

I'd like to see some fanfiction that really explores this internal conflict to it's extent, or at least look at some of the other characters and their lives in this new, bleaker Undertale.

But NOOOOOO, it's just Sans this and Sans that, nothing actually fun, just "OoOh, hE's sEcKsY nOw!!! oOoOh! Here's 99 fics where he hangs out with various other versions of himself in ✨wacky shenanigans✨ and stuff!" It's not that I hate him, it's just the Charizard Effect, where he's completely inescapable and I don't care about him anymore.

This is perfection, perfection i say

HE JUST GOT THERE

Also, suddenly his dad is back