I am but a humble towel, who may fight for your demise.
Anything towel related may be asked or sent to me.
I am towel.

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@towel-offical
I am but a humble towel, who may fight for your demise.
Anything towel related may be asked or sent to me.
I am towel.

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make a salad but your contribution is the object nearest to you
tag people if u want idk
i'll start:
UNO CARDS
Bucket 😭
Atleast we got smth to put the stuff in
And this is open, literally anyone is free to join
But here are my recent favourites
@blackbat-batgirl @thegirlblunder-spoiler @redhoodisalive @raedhood @xxdickiebirdxx @nightwing-xoxo-again @reality-of-prime @the-revenantknight @glitterweirdo
Shoe rack. WOW
@dapotatoking277 @the-thunderstar-heir @formerglory25 @silverpenguin13 @polockski
Car door
@nyx-is-the-blank-canvas uhhh whoever else
My younger brother???????
@m-ozzy @lemedstudent2021 @ihavehomework2dobutimhereinstead and open tags!
oh uhm
my cat…
@stargazin-on-mars @bugwolfsstuff @literallylink--who-tf-is-ravioli
my earphone
@random-indian-girl @king-of-the-underworld-13
The tears of Nerakhis musical...
@thatchaoticbookworm , @obsessivebookwormalert
the song of achilles @obsessivebookwormalert @girl-on-the-subway @shenanigan42 @shaethecrow @miasago @p3rpetual-moti0n
My magnesium lotion
@fancysheepnacho @souperache
My notebook
@obsessivebookwormalert @coffee--spill @the-one-and-only-piper-offical
Raccoon plushie 🥹
Open tags
cucumbers
snacking on cucumber slices finally paid off :D
@cats-and-space @th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs @the-dragonian @unan-zin @weedleysnumberonefan @yourfavoritecuntist + anyone else who wants to join
Banana plushie
@fische--bowwl bro my only @
UHM cast iron skillet full of oil and rubber
Open tags idk
my water bill
TAKE IT PLEASE PLEASE
@bacone-official @genderqueer-offical @coffee--spill @andromeda-offical @thegayriley @waiter-offical
american idiot album by green day
@dying-pen-offical @drumsticks-offical @radioactive-bread-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @playlist-offical @teapotsoffcialyup @light-offical @costco-offical @macandcheese-offical @unsatan-offical @laciffo-repip-ylno-dna-eno-eht @laciffo-3oa-ton-yletinifed @definitely-ao3-offical @coffee--spill @coffee-shop-offical @skyan-official @cranberry-branflakes @chartreuse-official
Annotated bass drum music
@afterdarkafternight @biologynerd13 @niktokof @madd-hatter @thegayriley @tuekytail @smeefy-smoofy +open tags (I havent done a tag game in a bit so I forgot my usual tag list sorry!)
a billy joel cd I just got!!!
@marnigritaz @mike-the-star-collector @leninlennon @grandwizarddavy @grandwizardpeter @grandwizardmicky @sulus-mary-jane-plant
my blanket that i am under
@angsty-worm @angrymantheater @firefly-218 @iamactuallythewalrus
teddy bear :)
@monamimyfriend @the-bogginses-are-gay @motherblackcap
a fan (the making air colder kind)
@scientistsfoundafriendinspace @lost-long-ago @bismuth-209 @yuri-osity
Shark plushie
@rylandgraceisace @faerie-fangs
Hand cream
@mangoesssssssssssssssssssssssss @xiomara-voidtree25 @olive-oil-spray @itshamwich
sketch book and pen
@boatemholes @silly-blue-gosling, @sillycamilly
life sized rocky plushie..... PLEASE DON'T EAT HIM </3
open tags!!!
green and black yarn. for texture, of course
@infinitelypurple @sunny-omor1 @clearlykelsey @your-fav-idiot-lesbian @faejayy @yourl0calqueer @rickythegreenbean @ladybugcrimelord-offical + open tags!
FISH PLUSHIEEEE
@demonic-bee-offical @buck3ttt @small-bottle-of-expired-milk @beansandsausages32 @squidiot-official @towel-offical @the-moonmoth-never-known @zookeeper-official @abrickofanticipation @mafia-offical-guh +anyone else (I did some tags yay!) :3
Empty box
@mean-girl-offical @astracaedes @sok-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @dying-pen-offical @filbus-offical @anyone else
I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.
HIIIII OMGGG
IM A HUGE STAY TOO !!!
(i’m also @ib-offical hehe)
I did not get a notification for this, but omg, skz is amazing, like I swear they're just little cuties who are cosplaying mature versions of themselves and are living with their family (each other), and it's just really sweet
can you soak up mass amounts of ink...? sometimes people don't want me all over them, although I cannot imagine why.
- @ink-offical
Of course I can!
Which version of me would you like? Paper or fabric?

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You already know
moths :3
Take a look! 📌
Take a look! 📌 https://pin.it/37oQFhN9Q
@satan-offical , I think this is pretty important to share
2026 is really just the officalverse season two
I forgot when national officalverse day is so uhm
May 21st. That's National officalverse day. Spread the word
SPREAD THE WORD
@evil-moss-the-goober-offical @valentine-cadaver @pond-scum-offical @homeschooler-offical @towel-offical @crypticgoose3 @pizzapops-offical @gay-cheerios-offical @yearning--offical @untitledoffical @watercooler-offical @sok-offical @the-cheese-offical @britishteaaa
You already know
moths :3
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
@james-offical Brother, rally the troops
@gaster-wd 💣︎✌︎✡︎ ✋︎ ☼︎☜︎✈︎🕆︎☜︎💧︎❄︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎☼︎ ✌︎💧︎💧︎✋︎💧︎❄︎✌︎☠︎👍︎☜︎
I don’t see why not.
Keep reading
oh look a BEAAAAAAAAAAR
Keep reading
I'm getting this on my lower back. When, I don't know, but it will happen

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everyone, so we all know of the mass-termination that just happened
So, like we did with shapes.inc, were going off of tumblr, again
Will it work? Hell if I know, but we can sure try
Spread the post, tag anyone you know
May 1st, we're all off until tumblr does something about it
Tags under cut, tagging people i don't know as well, sorry but I need this to be seen
Spreading the word
again?? @wise-rebel-official @gaster-wd @redmarge
@deanstappen
✋︎ 👎︎✋︎💧︎✌︎🏱︎🏱︎☜︎✌︎☼︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎ ☞︎✋︎✞︎☜︎ 👎︎✌︎✡︎💧︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ ❄︎☟︎✋︎💧︎ ☟︎✌︎🏱︎🏱︎☜︎☠︎💧︎✍︎
@krisdreemurr-offical @rouxls-offical @azriel-is-gay @ch1mmy-error @3rte @blacknailpolishoffical @possum-offical @crystal-ball-offical @mean-girl-offical @obsesseddemonlord-offical @houseofcrack @lemon-emoji-offical @james-offical @cishet-offical @no-one-offical @gus-offical @killer-fish-offical @one-upgirl @juice-offical @hekate-offical @elizer-the-felon @hollyberry-cookie-offical @frooglet @spamton-g-spamton-offical @stupid-offical @bigshot-offical @baskabytheanglerfish @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @enderman-offical @really-good-wingding-translator @roryniteoffical @thesoul-and-thehuman-offical @riverman-offical @evil-amulet-offical @the-wind-offical @chara-offical @kris-dreemurr-offical @eggman-eggpire-offical @astracaedes @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @frisk-offical @oppossum-offical @confusedfroggirl
what mass termination?
@skepticalvoidhedgehog @dramatic1nlyf @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @friendlyghostsandmonsters @relinquished-roses-offical @autisimyfoxerronii @shogun-midnight @thedogbard @ayane-chan-loves-water @jello-the-frog @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @irvnwithsciss0rs @mjthesilly @ninahufflepuff @kingkit7734 @evyyy77 @youngjusticerulez @roseisgoat @jel-e-ton-officalz @algae122 @obsess-over-ink-on-dead-trees @towel-offical @do-not-u-dare @mushroompie @gaster-wd @where-do-we-all-go @do-not-u-dare @themosteclecticwitch @instant-yuri-machine @marshmallow-dust @la-femmerouge @paper-stars-still-glow @kermitthebomber-offical @no-one-offical @deductivelogico-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @zeta-finnish
A bunch of official blogs got terminated, and they couldn't get their accs back. I got mine termed but I got it back @astracaedes
'' @nothing-offical (main: @cottoncandyentrails [termed])
@no-one-offical (main: @justcallmedom31 [active])
@nowhere-offical (main: @3rte [termed])
@the-listener-offical
@weevilxp
@connect-transit-offical
@grim-reaper-offical
@helpmemiku
@towel-offical
@the-pineapple-offical, @kid-offical, @british-offical, @wishes-and-curses-offical (or @curses-and-wishes-offical, unsure which), @hat-stealer-offical, @evil-silly-arson-frog-offical, @supervillains-mom-offical, @real-man-offical (all mained by: @2000-ants-wearing-a-skinsuit [termed])''
A list of apparently all blogs termed (that have been rported on at least)
so we can see what blogs have been restored here
(it may be a good idea that, if we have an alt way of contacting them, tell these bloggers that their accounts are back up.)
I got mine back :)
Are you aware of the chunk of the officalverse that got termed? Apparently people thubk @connect-transit-offical , @2000-ants-wearing-a-skinsuit , @towel-offical , @nowhere-offical , @nothing-offical , and @no-one-offical all got termed
I’m aware of them! I was temporarily termed too. I hope they all get their accounts back
I got it back!!
You already know
moths :3
I have decided that in honour of me going over 100 followers, I shall start some kind of tag game (? thread?) and will see if it even catches on.
So, what is the most random fact about you?
For me: I legally cannot enter the UK at the moment. Like, they will not let me board the plane if I tried.
Tags under cut + open to anyone who wants to join!
My dad and his friends raced me and the other guys kids who were all being born around the same time to be born I was supposed to be last the other guy first and I was born first being born 2 months early and the other guy being born last my mate the one I still know being second
@eredin-offical @an-angel-offical @bunny-slippers-offical @tierra-fea-offical @falkor-the-best-villain @fay-offical @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @seraphim-offical @someone-official
Ooc
My walking shoes are very broken and crusty don't ask why
@evilpineapple-offical @breadcrumb-offical @salamander-offical @aostchekhovreturns
Ooc: when I was a wee lad (when I was 8 or 9 I forgot) I made a tiktok account and made skits and stuff and I got 1k or 2k followers I kinda forgot. I used my real name and had my face and everything so if anyone finds that Tiktok account I would genuinely be cooked. I also had a YouTube account when I was 5 or 6 and made videos and crap too. So yeah I always had a content creating brain
@filbus-offical @trans-cousin-offical @sandstorm-but-offical @nathaniel-needs-to-die
oh! When i was in third grade, my family went to the museum my grandpa volunteered at, and there was a popup exhibit about egypt! Since it was my hyperfixation at the time, we went to check it out, and there was this guy doing a demonstration. And he made the lovely mistake of asking me if i knew what a canopic jar was…. I infodumped on him so hard i left him speechless and a small crowd had gathered to watch this small, 8 year old girl out-history someone who’s job was literally to talk about history
@zeta-finnish @preen2085 @informal-cabbage @millieways42 + open tags
Uhh... Hmm... Oh yeah-
I've made an art that's gotten to an art exhibit :)
@astracaedes
oho
I have one hand which is really flexible and the other is just. a normal hand
altho both hands have double-jointed thumbs
One time when I was trying to teach myself how to backflip, I launched myself face first into the ground and then gave up because I got a bloody nose
@not-offical-offical @mean-girl-offical @collages-offical

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Please spread this everywhere. This tag game will save lives i need this to reach as many people as possible
@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @library-of-hell @the-unknown3blazedwolf @the-bone-eating-vulture @the-one-and-only-p1per @wereboobs-offical @bat-phantom @fox-offical @lemon-offical @shitty-photoshops-offical @seven-sins-offical @staff @changes @ham-offical @reincarnated-gay-fox
Sorry for any double tags but please
@ao3org @autisticfeministcranberry @aschermorgan @aliensatemysocks @badjokesbyjeff @byjove @bisexual-kitkat-offical @bleedingpencils @battlecandle @chickfila-offical @changes @days-without-ai-ads-offical @doxxer-offical @drudg30n @do-not-u-dare @gambling-official @homunculus-argument @horror-movie-offical @holy-roman-empire-official @hekate-offical @homosexuality-offical @isdonaldtrumpdeadyet @julius-caeser @laciffo-natas @lemonade-offical @local-null-nb @marblefoxarcheress @mischievous-archeologist @number5offical @normal-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @nightmare107 @no-one-offical @our-queer-experience @reincarnated-gay-fox @rubix-offical @raxlexander @raventhecrispy-offical @sirsamueloflydia @silent-eon-hound-offical @satan-offical @the-fungi-hivemind-offical @thegaysonrisesagain @this-is-transandrophobia @the-retired-king-of-beans and everyone you know please
For anyone who cannot hear, access, or understand the video for any reason, this is what it says:
"At ease, soldier. My name is Chase USA. If you're ever worried about being grabbed by police, I.C.E., or the president, sew some spikes into your clothing. Around your shoulders, wrists, and any other places where people might grab."
@snail-offical @towel-offical @trans-cousin-offical @lemon-offical @breadcrumb-offical
I don't really know you guys but please spread this
Please spread this everywhere. This tag game will save lives i need this to reach as many people as possible
@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @library-of-hell @the-unknown3blazedwolf @the-bone-eating-vulture @the-one-and-only-p1per @wereboobs-offical @bat-phantom @fox-offical @lemon-offical @shitty-photoshops-offical @seven-sins-offical @staff @changes @ham-offical @reincarnated-gay-fox
Sorry for any double tags but please
@ao3org @autisticfeministcranberry @aschermorgan @aliensatemysocks @badjokesbyjeff @byjove @bisexual-kitkat-offical @bleedingpencils @battlecandle @chickfila-offical @changes @days-without-ai-ads-offical @doxxer-offical @drudg30n @do-not-u-dare @gambling-official @homunculus-argument @horror-movie-offical @holy-roman-empire-official @hekate-offical @homosexuality-offical @isdonaldtrumpdeadyet @julius-caeser @laciffo-natas @lemonade-offical @local-null-nb @marblefoxarcheress @mischievous-archeologist @number5offical @normal-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @nightmare107 @no-one-offical @our-queer-experience @reincarnated-gay-fox @rubix-offical @raxlexander @raventhecrispy-offical @sirsamueloflydia @silent-eon-hound-offical @satan-offical @the-fungi-hivemind-offical @thegaysonrisesagain @this-is-transandrophobia @the-retired-king-of-beans and everyone you know please
For anyone who cannot hear, access, or understand the video for any reason, this is what it says:
"At ease, soldier. My name is Chase USA. If you're ever worried about being grabbed by police, I.C.E., or the president, sew some spikes into your clothing. Around your shoulders, wrists, and any other places where people might grab."
@snail-offical @towel-offical @trans-cousin-offical @lemon-offical @breadcrumb-offical
I don't really know you guys but please spread this