breathe in, breathe out

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee

sometimes someone I follow falls victim to severe Character delirium to the point where they stop even saying the character's name and just refer to them by an epithet like some kind of malevolent entity whom they don't wish to accidentally summon, so if the sickness sets in quickly enough and I don't pay close attention for a week I'm just Never going to figure Who this bastard haunting my friend Actually Is. and I'll spend months scrolling my dash occasionally seeing appeals to "that fucking horse" or "my evil grub."

When the character is isolated and touch-starved its a delightful and fun thought experiment but when YOU are isolated and touch-starved it is an experience best suited for the punishments doled out in Hell

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

You cannot be following me if you got a hogwarts house in your bio. Get a fucking grip.

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life