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#talk about memes incomprehensible without context

Jesse I have to sell you to one direction

yo mr white bitch let me at least put on my pink converse, throw my hair into a quick messy bun and put on some mascara to accentuate my blue orbs first bitch

Jesse I have to sell you to one direction

yo mr white bitch let me at least put on my pink converse, throw my hair into a quick messy bun and put on some mascara to accentuate my blue orbs first bitch

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

#spiritual successor is people being like why didnt you read my pinned before you reblogged!!!#dude i am not. i am not vetting every blog#i am here to backread for 45mins and rb 30 posts in a row and disappear#tumblr life

This is how I become horrified reading a post only to discover in the addition that OP is @one-time-i-dreamt

This is how I got 'cancelled' once

HATE havIng hyperfixation s sometimes bc ill see someone being a bit hostile towards it and i start to feel NAUSEOUS and my HEART is breaking in pieces and then dies a million deaths over and over for an extended period of time. like that sad spongebob gif

my brain says ppl are allowed to simply dislike harmless things even without any reason in particular as long as they are respectful of the other party but my heart says if i hear one bit of negativity about this thing i like im going to explode

I’ve been watching Good Omens for ’ll of about ten minutes and I have to say, I do like the poetry between hell’s most angelic demon and heaven’s most demonic angel coexisting

Through watching the rest of the show I went from “worst demon and worst angel- a demon that is too kind and an angel that is too hedonistic”, to “best demon and best angel- a demon so rebellious he can’t even cooperate with the rebellion and an angel so angelic he was ordered to love humanity and now refuses to stop”, and having finished, now, I’ve found myself resting on “two beings who are in fact very very human and love each other very much”

If I ever fail to reblog this, assume I’m dead

Salmon also “twitch” in the “stream” so maybe you should “follow” their example and get outside.

[id: a figure sleeps prone on a bench, head buried in the crook of one arm, the other hangs to the ground where a cat uses it as a pillow.]/end id.

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors