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Rodgers and Hammerstein’s Cinderella, starring Julie Andrews, aired live on CBS on Sunday, March 31, 1957. Over 100 million people tuned in #OnThisDay Directed by Ralph Nelson.

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She spotted me on a casting video and called me out of the blue, she asked me to dinner and I went to her house. nothing happened that night, but we both felt an immediate attraction. Then two days later I went back to a party and instantly we both knew that we'd end up in bed together. from the age of 14 I'd watched her videos and thought, ‘I'm going to have sex with that gorgeous woman one day.' and that night my fantasy came true—again and again and again. For hours we explored each other's bodies, kissing every inch. Far from the domineering, sex-crazed woman many think she is, I found her a very gentle lover. It wasn't about whips and chains. Madonna wanted someone she could trust to call when she wanted pleasuring right there and then. I was her secret ‘booty call' available any time of the day or night for secret sex sessions. One time she was doing her Girlie Show tour in Paris and I was in Germany on a photo shoot but she was so desperate to see me she booked me on a flight and demanded I go to her room at the Ritz. I was happy to oblige— this woman exuded raw sex appeal and I couldn't get enough of her. At 2am we met in her room as ordered and by 4am I was off, after two hours of slow, passionate sex. That was always how it was. we both gave each other what we wanted till we were satisfied, then I'd leave. It wasn't about an emotional bond, it was about taking each other to the heights of sexual ecstasy.

Foxy Brown, Lauryn Hill, Lil’ Kim & Missy Elliott in Vibe Magazine - “Rap Reigns: Our Biggest, Baddest Picks of The Year” (February 1998).

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guys is this fucking real . did i invent the term girlfailure

"didn't receive any likes over the course of 12 years" thanks knowyourmeme for permanently documenting what a loser i am

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Leonardo da Vinci, ‘A Copse of Trees’, 1508.

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Milton Williams, Construction Flag Person, 1978