jack black holds out a mirror, and I’m so weak

ur actually a bad person and a terrible human being for shaving ur legs, is that what u wanna hear

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

One single spider has been descending from a very long thread all the way from the moon and will very soon, we hope, carefully touch down on earth.

i NEED people to realise foreshadowing is. in fact. a literary device. and not a Bad Thing. the audience picking up on your hints is a Good Thing. because. it makes the story and it’s conclusion make sense. and some people will not see those but enjoy seeing them on a second read through. red herrings are one thing but if your novel consists of nothing but red herrings it’s not a coherent story it’s just a collection of paragraphs that don’t actually plausibly link to one another. you're not fighting with the audience you don’t look clever you look like you don’t know how basic fiction works. be vulnerable for once in your goddamn life and don't treat writing like a game to be won where the audience losing is a good thing.

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped