love is literally the whole point

Everyone on the team talking to Marleau after Ilya's announcement about leaving Boston and they're like Cliff bro the fucks going on what's wrong why would Roz leave us for Ottawa you're his best bro guy friend man buddy bro you obviously know. And he's like yeah so Roz has been seeing this chick from Montreal for years they've been fucking since before we even won the Cup he's moving to Canada to lock it down. And they're like damn pussy so good got him blushing giggling and moving to another country. Too bad Hollander lives and plays for Montreal now Roz can't move there to be with his girl and gotta settle for loser ass fucking Ottawa two hours away from his Montreal Jane. Fucking Hollander standing in the way of true love.

it must be so awkward to be one of dionysus's kids at camp halfblood like not only is ur father literally twelve feet away from you playing cards with chiron but he's a campus meme. he is forced to stay legally sober because ur grandpa is mad at him. he burns through 80 diet cokes a day. he regularly fake claims kids in order to bully them into getting him wine. he's just some insane little guy. and he's ur DAD

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

when you find a single flake of glitter on yourself for seemingly no reason. where'd you come from girl. where's the party at

and just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, you want to fuck a blonde guy

we shouldn’t feel embarrassed for liking our favorite things. our favorite foods, books, movies, shows, hobbies, activities, games, clothes, etc. and we shouldn’t feel guilty for allowing ourselves to have time dedicated to those things either. life challenges us a number of times, and if these are the (harmless) little things that make life feel more bearable, then so be it. you deserve to do things for you. things that make you feel at peace and at home.

strand of hair caught in hinge of glasses, 500 injured 300 dead

i’m saving my brain for special occasions. if i use it every day it’ll get dirty

enemies to lovers but its just me and my brain