go to a play irl

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

Huge fan of when I have a problem that I have no idea how to handle (or no time/tools/physical strength to handle) and I call A Guy who knows how to handle it and they come and handle it for me.

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

you dont truly know how their fur pets. you will never know them like that

furthermore they have no clue you even exist

genuinely sickening to think about how men pop up out of holes in the ground and you have to swing a mallet and hit them over the head to get them to stop

Shit man, this Spire war is fucked. I just saw a skeleton clap her hands together and say "End of Days" or some similar shit, and every one around her turned inside out, had their Doom trigger and then got sucked into the underworld. The camera didn't even go onto her, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting Strike+ and Furnace. I think I just heard "5 Flankings, use Knife Trap" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

every time i bring up that "white people are always like let's hang out by the creek" post a white person in my vicinity always gets very very quiet which is how you know it's a good post