Iconic

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

out of the frying pan, into a soft paper towel on a plate to dry and cool.

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

the whole boston team knowing about montreal jane and they think that ilya rozanov who can pull any girl he wants must have found a real baddie the way he keeps coming back for more and then hard cut to shane hollander on a friday night drinking tea and reading the same hockey book for the fourth time who when ilya texts him asking what are you wearing? texts back my new organic cotton pj set and ilya texts back i'm so hard tell me more

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

I love fics where When someone learns something about Shane and Ilya's relationship, they completely misread something crucial about it, and it ends up being really fucking funny or embarrassing and a little sad depending on the situation for all parties involved, but my favorite by far is people not thinking Shane 'I only dated one girl publicly, and after we break up we became best friends' Hollander is freaky and then somehow getting to the conclusion that Ilya must be hurting him bc he has bruises on his ankles and wrists and a hand print on his waist and bite marks in his thighs, and surely he can't be into all that and when eventually they try to give him the 'we are here for you this is a safe space we are going to get you out of this.' Talk Shane is like 'Omg people learn BDSM etiquette and leave me and my Dom alone it took me three months to convince him to spank me I am not letting you ruin this for me.'

ilya would be so happy to be a trophy wife like shane has an important business conference thing he has to attend with important business people and ilya would put on his sluttiest little suit that matches shane’s and he leaves the first three buttons on his shirt undone and he links his arm with shane’s and when shane is talking serious business™️ with some guy ilya goes and finds him another one of those sparkly little drinks and sometimes people want to talk serious business with ilya and while he could do that he just says you should go ask my husband he’s over there while he devours the rest of the sliders at the buffet

ilya is definitely anya’s favorite, no doubt, if he’s at home she’s glued to his side, following him everywhere like his little shadow, but when it comes to walks? she wants shane, cus shane is always running and she loves to run. sometimes he even takes her on hikes and she goes absolutely crazy for it. she’s an adventurous girl for sure. and ilya walks is really just walk and he thinks anya likes to stop and smell everything around. so one day ilya’s going to take her for a walk. he puts her leash on and anya just takes it right out of his hand with her mouth, walks over to shane’s feet, drops it and lets out a little bark and ilya just stands there with his hands on his chest “i can’t believe this betrayal” and shane is cackling so hard he can barely breathe as he picks up the leash and goes “well i guess i’m the official walker now, let’s go girl” and just walks out the door with anya wagging her tail while ilya stands there questioning all his life choices

I do think that Shane is waaaay too much of a realist to believe in soulmates HOWEVER he 100% secretly believes that he and Ilya will die of old age at the exact same time while holding hands and that their souls will be forever intertwined beyond life and death. So mark that down.