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Cliff Marleau keeps getting kicked out of his apartment buildings. His teammates assume he’s throwing crazy parties and being too loud with girls. But actually, at the end of every Raiders-sponsored pet adoption event, Cliff feels bad for the animals that didn’t get homes and so has slowly amassed a herd of cats that is the bane of every landlord in Boston. He names them after himself (Cliff Jr., Meowleau, etc.) and dresses them in custom Raiders gear he orders on Etsy and is baffled why any of this is a problem

au where Ilya is a contestant on Love Island or some raunchy dating show where Shane is a producer. Gorgeous sun-god hockey-star Ilya is quite popular (duh) and loves to go all-out on every challenge, like fully committing to diving into foam pits and getting slimed and making out with everyone, meanwhile Shane is planning all these events with the goal of just seeing Ilya take off his shirt again. It obviously gets super competitive between them, Shane concocting more audience-approved twists and Ilya taking it like a champ while becoming increasingly obsessed with Shane, despite also being a favorite to win the show with a (very lovely) woman. They’re also definitely almost-fucking off-set during breaks, and predictably feel guilty about it but not enough to stop. Big dramatic finish to the show when Ilya very publicly goes after Shane, maybe taking second place just to declare his love

MyBood is a retired party boy himself, this is why he loves throwing those barbecues as an excuse to get his team together. When Ilya joins the team, they bond over the 2010s party playlists. Fast forward to their cup win, Ilya, Bood, Troy and Wyatt stay with the rookies at the club till four in the morning, because the dj plays the 2010s hits in honour of the OG party boys Ilya and Bood.

ilya and svetlana's friendship is so good they're childhood friends, they're lovers, ilya is her gay best friend who is also a straight bro, svetlana is his only voice of reason, they fuck, they do girls night, they pick hookups for each other, sometimes they can't stand each other, they would kill for each other

wheres the cocteau twins summer tweet

tell fat people they’re hot! tell fat people they look good! tell fat people they’re sexy! stop desexualizing fat people by solely calling them cute/cuddly/soft/a teddy bear etc.

I feel like Ilya would definitely get some “ball and chain” type of comments regarding Shane and at one point he ends up in a group of guys who start ragging on him when he's thinking about heading out early, calling him whipped, joking about Shane having him on a tight leash, and Ilya ends up just saying, genuinely confused, “do you guys not like your wives?” There’s complete silence for a second before Ilya continues, “maybe you should give them the chance to find someone who actually enjoys spending time with them." And then he goes home to his husband, who also happens to be his favourite person in the world.

ilya posts a video on instagram with the caption “my husband and the dog he didn’t want” and it’s shane cradling anya like a baby outside the vet’s office whispering “you were so brave, honey. we’ll get you a pup cup on the drive home and you can sit in my lap while papa drives. you did such a good job when the scary lady poked you. such a good girl” and people everywhere lose their fucking minds