*shrugs*

I need everyone to understand the above gif is unedited. That actually played on TV.

Now THIS is real art

that episode of pokemon where team rocket joins a beach beauty contest and james participates in a tiny bikini and has giant boobs. what did they mean by that

binder game off the fuckin charts in uniform

??? someone broke into my grandmas house while she was gone & shaved the matted fur off her cat

i want to emphasize that the cat was the only thing altered here

would also like to add that this occcurred sometime between 11 pm & 9 am. we have no leads. the cat is fine & probably appreciates not having a huge mat on his neck, but, like, that’s a really weird kind of vigilante justice, still

chaotic good

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

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this is the oldest post on all of tumblr, posted in october 2006 before the website even launched publicly in 2007.

world heritage post