Don't mind my butt

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN DANNY BRIERE OFFER SHEETED LEO CARLSSON AFTER PVB SAID HE’D MATCH ANY OFFER SHEET THUS MAKING THE DUCKS ACT ON THEIR STATEMENT AND ALSO ALLEGEDLY SIGNED CLAUDE FUCKING GIROUX MEANING THAT THREE IN THE AFTERNOON ON JULY THIRD TWENTY TWENTY SIX DB CEMENTED THE NARRATIVELY TENOUS RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE FLYERS AND THE DUCKS THAT STARTED ALL THE WAY SINCE C*TTER GAUTHIER AND WILL NOT END ANYTIME SOON AND ALSO IS ATTEMPTING TO FINISH THE TIME LOOP THAT IS THE FLYERS YAOI CURSE BY BRINGING HIS FLYERS ASSIGNED TRAGIC HUSBAND BACK AND THE HOCKEY RELEVANT FOREVER FLYERS CAPTAIN BACK MEANING WE HAVE A FUCKING THREE WAY NARRATIVE BOMB GOING OFF WITH ONE FELL SWOOP. WHERE THE FJCK WERE YOU WHEN THIS HAPPENED

you're laughing. danny briere just blew up the national hockey league right before a long weekend and you're laughing. good. i'm laughing too. this is so fuckign funny

i dont give a fuck about freak sex anymore to be honest

sorry for saying this i had a long day. freak sex is everything to me

reblog to thank ur mutuals for providing enrichment to ur enclosure

must i need a reason to hate an athlete like is it not enough to just let my intuition tell me “you hate this man.” and be done with it

there's so much to do and so little I want to do

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

no ai usage over here. you’re gonna get my shitty authentic writing whether you like it or not