Don't mind my butt

to the enlightened mind, hockey pads are both armour and lingerie, in this essay I will

i pressed on my bruises while thinking of you btw

ohh i get it now (doesn’t)

i’m hiding worse, more secret emotions behind my big and obvious ones

??? we love fat tummies here idiot

(tripping over my own toys) who the fuck closed last night

I've been told the pet play cannot contain talk of euthanasia

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

i imagine being medicated would feel good as fuck. unfortunately i have to rawdog whatever's wrong with me

maybe it’s bc you’re always on that damn vibrator

as per my last straw,

I literally don't want a job. I want to read for 4 days straight

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

Do it scared. Do it topless. Do it in ur undies.