Don't mind my butt

I love everyone's cat

yeah shoutout to pleasures of the flesh

Does my impending sense of doom turn you on

ever since leon said that thing about nuge never making a mistake, i watch oilers games with that in the back of my mind, and yeah he really doesn't. i can think of one time this season where i've winced at something he's done. especially impressive for someone with his toi. idk, there's something that gets me about just working away, being quietly perfect on a team with 3 legends (im including bouch and one day will be lauded my vision) and never really getting acknowledgment outside of your own team or fanbase. but its ok, bc you and the fans know that you're the most beloved oiler, and maybe that's good enough

The knife? Baby it’s edgy and Dull

me when i am on my mutuals' blogs 👀👀👀 #LetsTakeALook👀 #Observing👀

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

it’s okay guys I’m literally as normal as a person in my situation can be

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