Don't mind my butt

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

I am the cherry on top.

(seriously unwell) don't you think he'd look nice in the garden of eden shamefully covering himself with leaves

girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go like feathers falling from an angel's wings

got drug tested and I showed up positive for the amulets curse

stop tagging the white hockey man whos hopelessly dependent on the amulet

i need to get [redacted]

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

I can do it. I can write a chapter. I am capable of putting sentences together. I know what a comma is. I am Aware of the Character.

Not now babe I’m harassing my mutuals on the internet

Fuck around and never hear from me ever again