Don't mind my butt

you have to post bull shit online. to fulfill your amazing digital purpose

tired of pretending to be chill. i am insane.

one day the world will understand that you are allowed to love an athlete who is kind of not very good. you do not have to invent fake reasons that they are actually good to be allowed to love them. i love many flop guys and i will admit that they are my flop guys. join me in this!

The feminine urge to get worse

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave

remember when hockey was on tv...sometimes i can still hear her voice

men need to be gnawed on a little bit actually. it's good for them

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us

your cat was an honor to see in the window

there are entire versions of me hidden in old playlists

A thirst trap but it’s just a voice note

we could have a disgusting thing going on if you want