Don't mind my butt

Heartwarming: he will never be happy

thin veil today isnt it

before there was Online there was lying on the floor and studying the patterns of the carpet and tracing it with your finger

OH MY GOD, this is amazing. I don’t even know what to say but I’m dying. I do still find this post amusing - even more so now that they’re teammates - so I’m am delighted to know that Jason Zucker does too.

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

okay *biggest sigh ever recorded*

*mumbling and grumbling* maybe i wanted to win stupid prizes *kicks dirt*

im not the same person i was when I pulled that meat out of the freezer this morning. I've changed. i don't have that in me anymore. ive moved on

currently possessed by the urge to delete everything and disappear

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god