Don't mind my butt

I am both self aware and delusional

nobody even knows how normal i am on account of my being obviously crazy

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

if i was bald and coached a hockey team id incentivize the players by letting them slap my bald head when they did well

*laying on the floor* Guards! Tuck me in, I am sleepy

"I'm looking respectfully" well can you look at me like you're dying of a fever. like you're delirious and it hurts. like you're fighting desperately for your life.

the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

ever since i was a little girl i knew fiction would save me