shit

and then cain went “vibe check” and hit abel over the head, and when god came and asked cain, “where is your brother?” cain replied, “his vibes were horrendous, sir” to which god apologized and invited cain to check his vibe as well

as I reblogged this post I felt god put my name on the naughty list

love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back

me feeding the cats in minecraft salmon

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

Is he alright?

yes but hes encased in amber

You mess with the turt you get the hurt

Its an experience

You probably found it from the person who MADE it since the clip has over a million views

the sequel has arrived

im scared

also yes, its 3 seconds of earrape megalovania at the very end

i up like 7 bass booster filters over it it can only be earrape