I live laughed loved

Sounds that can cure depression.

All ten of my followers are actually hostages I have tied up in an abandoned grain silo & am monologuing to

this is great i'm gonna get a good grade in hostage

Wifeguys are awesome, y'all are honestly doing the Lord's work. Keep being a little fan boy for that baddie.

And you know what? Let's hear a round of applause for wives that are just as obsessed with their husbands. Y'all genuinely aren't represented enough.

I want to log on to the mushroom chat so bad

What would you even say?

"Had a cute frog sit on me today. Win."

i love that discord doesn't tell you if someone's read your messages. like genuinely. normalize others not needing every second of your time right away. normalize taking time to formulate a proper answer. normalize this.

bring out the rotating tiger

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

oh

sorry to interrupt your scrolling but, i hope life gets better for you.