I Grieve in Monaural

laying in bed. closing my eyes. anyone heard of this

No. Fake.

surprisingly forward-thinking of jim henson and co. to make a female character in the 70's that's allowed to be loud-mouthed and violent and kind of overwhelmingly romantic and even a huge bitch at times and not have a moment where any character asks her to change

going through all the muppet movies in a row made me realize that like. miss piggy was made in the 70's. and it's so rare even today to have a character like her. she's loud, she's selfish, she's funny, she's extremely vain, she's obsessed with romance, she's violent, she's kind of annoying, and there's not a single moment in any of these films where she's asked to tone down any of these personality traits. i am not joking when i say that miss piggy might be one of the best treated female characters ever written

I've talked about reasons I don't like internet censorship a lot in the past, but one reason that's more specific than most is that if someone writes "shot" as "sh*t", no matter how clear the context is, I am not going to process the word as "shot".

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

was walking and talking on the phone to saga when i passed some ripe blackberries so i said "hold on i'm gonna pull over to eat some blackberries. wait...what do i mean pull over, i'm walking?" and saga said "it's because you're always on that damn e-bike"

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone