[Bi]tch Lasagna

the signs arent even right

holy fuck

I can’t believe beef jerky single handedly destroyed gender

what does it mean when a guy says hi to you 

he’s lying

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

i just ate a crepe so delicious juicy and good im about to forgive french people

his hands are glued to the sign

The dramatic irony in this is incredible

this is my new favorite video

this video is the visual definition of hubris

rennaissance painters: what is a baby? a small man?

this is the best thing I’ve ever heard

i’m sorry wHAT

This is like the time I found out that in Israel “Ma po ze, Chicago?” (What is this, CHICAGO?) is a saying for when people are acting unruly. 

in finland if something is far away or in an unknown place we can say that “se on huitsin nevadassa” (it’s in nevada) you can also politely tell that you’d wish someone to fuck off by wishing that they’d go to nevada

It’s good to know that other languages do the “pardon my French” thing.

when I take a shit without my phone I feel like I’m about to be assassinated