have you ever met a guy so colon three

I know this is meant to be funny but it actually makes such a good point about how ADHD and executive dysfunction can impact people in really major ways, including financially

If I was in a fanfiction and started coughing up flowers while working at a flower shop (because this is a flower shop au) I would NOT connect my crush on the tattoo artist next door to the flower cough situation. I would freak the fuck out and think the pollen at work was doing some Last of Us shit to me, quit my job and move FAR away. inadvertently my flame for the tattoo artist would fade with distance, solving my hanahaki situation and proving my 'the flowers were trying to turn me into a plant zombie' theory

every so often i’ll get jumpscared by one of my evil shadow clones in my notes and then i remember that literally no one else has to deal with this

yeah this is a unique experience sorry dude

not a thing that happens to anyone else yeah

i think this just a you thing OP

Like what even does "evil shadow clones" mean in this situation

I don't think I'm evil personally

I am :D

Do u want to run away together

WHAT THE FUCK.

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

FANDOM ETIQUETTE NEEDS A RETURN SOOOO STRONGLY

they call it his achilles heel because ack! It killies him

@diseases-for-center-control