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If I had the goal of staying anonymous I wouldn't be using a personal spin on a rather common phrase but I guess it just goes to show how much that phrase really really pissed him off that he wrote it down that way in his manifesto

the touch starved traumatized tgirl would like to awkwardly sit near you and not initiate contact

If I see one more person who is into butchfemme call tma/tme a regressive binary I'm going to start welding your carabiners shut

treating 20th century american lesbian bar culture as a universal queer experience and pillar of our culture while simultaneously discounting contemporary theory of gender dynamics is just straight up conservative... you are just trying to conserve a different culture than the usual breed.

oh, me? yeah, im a panel 1 girl. panel 2? instant loss? no, no, i dont believe in that stuff

the faint, muffled noises coming from the right that kind of sound like me moaning are probably just swamp gas or ball lighting

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

There is no greater example of the selfish, antisocial, and solipsistic American spirit than the belief, held by millions, that one is entitled to set off loud and violent fireworks days before any relevant holiday or special occasion, even unto midnight

lethargic green alien girl halfheartedly blasting you with her hot pink raygun but she clearly isnt even pretending to aim. and instead of disintegrating into ash everything she hits with it turns into piles of glitter

people keep saying punk is not dead but i really just don't think that that's true

punk is objectively dead because punk is about kicking dogs and dogs went extinct because they all died from being kicked all the time. i don't understand why everyone acts like this is not the case