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Ok fuck it heres my post rambling about my Descendants & Neverland Pirates Crossover AU Ive got crammed in my head thats Under the cut (All characters are getting redesigned & have at least one link to their original Tv/movie Designs for now)
Notes: Im making a sepurate post about how magic works. & this isint connected to descendants 4 or the books I havent read the books & This Plot is somewhat rewritten & loosely based on the Current movies)
This AU (Currently Called ‘Descendants: Next Gen’) was inspired by slimeys0daa’s tiktok (go check out their content its awesome!)
in this AU the story so far is that Captain hook Starts a relationship with ‘Red Jessica’ peter pan doesn’t know of her existence, & she gives birth to harriet at that time Hook becomes even more obsessed and focused on getting revenge on peter, thus forgetting about harriet and leaving Jessica to Care of her, Hook would occasionally Find Izzy jake and cubby during his fights with peter only knowing the kids were on peter’s side he made sure to go easy on them eventually the kids learned the truth of peters plans & left peter alone joining hook sometimes, especially after hearing hook being moved to auradon,
After a final fight Peter banished Hook, his crew & mr smee off of neverland and onto the isles, leaving Jessica and Harriet to live on their own together, Still not aware of their fate later on Harriet (at 16-17 years old) gets moved onto the isles by peter after he learns she’s Captain hook’s daughter
Jessica made sure Harriet had the right tools to help her survive a knife a Sewing Kit & sone food Rations left on the Ship from the crew (Harriet learned not to waste food making a habit of saving food because if you didn’t eat at dinner you wouldn’t get anything while hook was still around, Uma taught her about what Expired food is even on the isles they atleast make sure to have some regulation but not enough good food to go around)
A Few days as Harriet Left to the isles Hook had Caught the eyes of Helga Sinclair who eventually gave birth to Harry & CJ Sadly Dying a few days after her pregnancies which was about a week after Harriet Arrived on the isles She couldn’t find hook immediately but once Harriet learned she had younger siblings she immediately took Charge over parenting Harry & CJ
Each of them getting closer together overtime & becoming protective of one another, Heriet Had grown up around Izzy Jake snd Cubby from a far distance and would chat with them a few times after Hook was banished the three Kids came with Harriet on a ship to the isles they are all Teens in this AU Izzy being the oldest at (17-18) Jake (16-17) & Cubby (15-16)
(Magic is very prominent in this Au in neverland specifically, The Magic Island doesn’t have many rules or regulations Regarding What magic can be used or not)
If you lived in Neverland & Leave & for whatever reason Neverland doesn’t want you on the island it wont apear on any maps you read or any Geographical Location where the island would normally be apearing to those that never visited
Cubby has the ability to See dead Animals Spirits, he’s really good at healing others and is basically The jolly rodger/Bucky’s family Medic (Izzy is a constant patient, Hes very concerned for her saftey in the sense of (“why the fuck are you bleeding I TOLD YOU TO STOP BEING SO RECKLESS”)
Izzy’s strong in fighting & uses a Rope dart to help her with fights if needed not suee about magic though, Izzy is actively Dating marina, its long distance due to Marinas father, Marina gave Izzy a shell
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I know this is a jokey post (rip OPs notes) but a fursona is typically an animal REPRESENTATION of YOURSELF, not an external animal that is strongly meaningful to you and your life/journey.
I've seen daemon and familiar proposed, but to keep in line with the cursedness of the original post, may I suggest: spiritual tamagotchi
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General Thoughts/Lore/Photos From the New A Lost Revenge Graphic Novel
Note: MAJOR spoilers for the new graphic novel will be coming under the cut! Please do not read if you don't wish to get spoiled!
I'll be splitting this post into 3 sections:
My general overview/review of the book (plus a generalized synopsis for anyone who wants to know what's in the book, but doesn't have the means to buy it/cannot access it)
Any useful lore/observations I made while reading
PHOTOS! (hope you enjoy them @freakazoiddaydreamer)
*FINAL WARNING! There's spoilers afoot!*
Part 1: General Overview/Review
Overall Rating: 9/10 - It looses a point from me because I feel like the pacing was a little off. It could've done with some more pages to help flesh some scenes out more (because I feel they got glazed over quickly)
Besides that, characters were stellar, the art was amazing, and I thoroughly enjoyed my time reading it!
This book, while serving as a sort of prequel to ROR (explaining how Uma became AP's Headmistress), I also feel like it was WAY more of a Hook sibling lore book than anything... not that I'm complaining XD
My one gripe is I would've loved to have seen more of Harriet's group, or even had CJ mention Freddie (since they were friends in Wicked World/the School of Secrets books)
Also, even just having more characters mentioned period; like Jay, Evie, Carlos, etc. (cause none of them got even ONE mention, and I know that wasn't the highlight of the book, but still... I miss them)
Characters Included/Shown
Uma
Harriet, Harry & CJ Hook
Gil
King Ben
Queen Mal
Fairy Godmother
Ursula
Desiree (member of Uma's crew from D2/3)
Bonny (member of Uma's crew from D2/3)
Skip (new character; no relevent info. Member of CJs crew)
*No mention of any new characters from the ROR/WW timeline; so yes, that means no Hazel (but I fully think she may not exist yet and may be a product of altering time, but who knows)*
Genrealized Timeline of Events
Uma is unsure of her place in this new, barrier-free world (does quite feel evil, but doesn't feel good either). She goes to talk to Mal & Ben about it;
While there, she makes the decision to sail off with her crew (as a way to try and clear her head/find her place).
Before they sail off, Ben arrived to the Lost Revenge to talk to Uma & her crew about the mysterious disappearance of the Auradon Prep sailing club;
Uma agrees to help find the students. She goes to talk to her mother about it, who's slightly disappointed in Uma's "do-gooder" mentality, but also warns her of the dangers ahead of her on the journey: Sea Wtiches & Pirate gangs.
Lost Revenge sets off, but they end up running into a massive storm which brings them right into the line of the Sea Wtiches (who try to entrance everyone). They fail to take over everyone except Harry, who, under their spell, tries to sink the ship (he fails, but does cause Uma to go overboard, fading the scene to black).
When Uma wakes up, she's with her crew below deck of another ship. They go to meet the Captain and find that it's CJ.
Uma and CJ join forces to try and save the AP students/confront Harriet. The plan is for Uma's crew to go ashore while CJ confront Harriet at sea.
We learn more about Hook as a father from CJ during their talk (and about the Hook siblings in general); Hook isn't the best father, Harriet's stubborn (they all are, let's be honest XD), and CJ used to really look up to her older sister. They all want to make their father proud, but they just don't quite know HOW.
While trying to save the AP kids, CJs ship is attacked at sea and destroyed (sending them all into the sea). While trying to save everyone, the Sea Witches arrive, and Uma has to fight them off with her magic to be able to get to Harry (who's still spelled/tied up to a mast floating in the water). She reverts his spell with her magic and they get him back onboard.
Uma calls for a parlay with Harriet, but the only condition is Uma has to come aboard the ship alone (Harry & Gil aren't happy about that, but promise to stay back... for now)
Shit hits the fan during the parlay, as Harriet tries to convince Uma to join forces w/her, which Uma doesn't want to do. A fight ensues, Uma's crew arrives to protect her, and Harry finally confronts his older sister of the first time in years.
They basically make Harriet not be evil anymore through the power of sibling love and good conversation skills... I'm not kidding
Before they head back with the AP students, Harriet asks for Uma's permission to let Harry stay with her for a while; she's missed him. Uma accepts, and Harry decides to stay with Harriet and sail the seas with her (and I think CJ too, now that her ships been sunk)
Uma returns with the students and is labeled a hero again. Mal and Ben ask her to become AP's new Headmistress, as FG has already been planning to retire/step down; they all believe Uma would be the best person to help lead AP into te new mixed generation of AKs and VKs.
Uma, unsure, goes to talk to her mother; after this talk, she finds it in her to accept the position, taking us right to the point where ROR begins.
Part 2: Useful Lore/Observations
Lore will be in blue (L); Observations will be in Red (O)
L - Auradon Prep has a Sailing Club (they are the ones who go missing, sending Uma's crew on their journey)
L/O - Hook's been MIA from the Isle for "years", according to Harry. No one knows where he is or what he's been up to (but it's interesting to hear more about where villains are/what they've been up to since the barrier came down, since we didn't get that in ROR)
O - No definative answers, but this takes place sometime after the Royal Wedding short, and the start of ROR (it IS confirmed via dialouge that it's been years, but the # of years isn't specified); it's enough time that Mal & Ben are married & Mal's being called Queen
O - The little girl on the beach calling Uma her "hero/ the hero of Auradon" really healed something in me & I haven't recovered
L - New TV show (soap opera?): A Villains Heartbreak
O - Ursula's house (in what I'm assuming are the swamps of the Isle from the look of the setting) is really interesting; we've only ever known of Uma growing up in/around the Chip Shoppe, so it was cool to get some new places.
O - Ursula is a good mom confirmed? (well, I wouldn't say GOOD, but better than some other villain parents)
O - Seems like, with the barrier down (for however long it's been), the villains don't want to/just haven't caused any issues or sought any revenge. Even though, you know, they totally have a right to after everything they and their children endured on that Isle... (like, Hooks just MIA out at sea somewhere and Ursula stays @ home basically all day watching TV)
O - NO THE SEA WITHCES FUCKING GOT MY MAN!! (maybe you shouldn't have dropped the damn beeswax, Harry...)
O - OH CJ'S DESIGN IS STUNNING!
O - OMFG WE GOT TO SEE BONNY (she's so pretty)
O - I'm living for the representation of some of Uma's D2/3 crew, truly I am
O - OMG, evil Harriet confirmed??? (I'm here for it, honestly)
L/O - OMFG that Hook sibling baby photo, are you KIDDING??
L/O - Also, just all the Hook siblings wanting to make their father proud, but not really knowing HOW to do it was killing me the whole book. How they talk both about him and about themselves devestated me... (no one talk to me, I'm crying rn)
O - Oh, Gil, my sweet and loveable dumbass (all his lines in this book have been so fucking good cause he's so damn clueless like 24/7)
O - Harry being soft for his sisters? In fact, ALL the Hook siblings being soft for each other? Why doesn't someone just take me out right here and now? Huh, WHAT THEN?
O - Oh now we're holding CJ hostage...
O - I honestly like that we still have some evil/morally grey VKs and that they aren't all just automatically "good" (like Dizzy, the Smee twins in D3, etc). It's nice to see them still retaining that "I want to make my parents proud, so I have to be bad" mentality
O - Seeing all the Hook siblings come back togehter (and watching CJ first hug Harriet, and then hug Harry as well) was just SO good. Although, I do wish we would've gotten a group Hook sibling hug, but I'll still take the solo ones (I guess XD)
L - Harriet asked Harry to stay with her and sail around because she misses him (it's been years since she's seen him). Well, that would explain why he isn't around during ROR; he's out with his sisters, sailing the seas as a trio as they've always wanted <3
O - Uma (to Harry as he's hugging Harriet): "Are you crying?" (dont ask me why I giggled when I read that, I couldn't tell you)
O - The ending talk between Ursula and Uma was actually so sweet. Like, Ursula showing she's proud of Uma in her own little (sort of narcasistic) way was sweet. And Uma wanting to try and have a better connection with her Mom again was great.
O - I like this version/explaination of how Uma got the Headmistress position better than the vauge/odd explaination during ROR (cause it is just slightly different)
O - UMA & FG HUG?? Okay, I was NOT expecting that one
O - Oh? And the final hug with Uma and her crew? Yeah, someone just sedate me now, I can't...
Part 3: Peronal Favorite Scenes/Photos
*They were supposed to be in order, but apparently decided they didn't want to be. Not that it really matters, but still. These are all my own personal favorite photos/scenes, so if there's a scene/photo you want to see what I didn't include, just let me know; I'd be happy to post it!*
went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks dont mine the deep’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning
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hbo max blocks screenshots even when I use the snipping tool AND firefox AND ublock which is a fucking first. i will never understand streaming services blocking the ability to take screenshots thats literally free advertising for your show right there. HOW THE HELL IS SOMEBODY GONNA PIRATE YOUR SHOW THROUGH SCREENSHOTS. JACKASS
somewhere out there is a guy who meticulously takes screenshots of every individual frame of his favorite tv shows and then painstakingly etches each one onto a roll of film which he puts into his old timey projector and recreates the footage as a silent film with his own lavishly hand-lettered dialogue cards and original score that he plays on his upright piano and charges audiences one shiny penny a play. at last, big media has finally outsmarted ol' Zachary Zoetrope
PSA for everyone who doesn't know, explained simply
this is NOT because of blocking screenshots, it's because of HOW streaming sites use your computer's hardware to optimise performance, which means the thing rendering the video and the thing capturing your screen aren't the SAME thing. so they can't talk together.
you can fix this by going to your browser settings, searching for "hardware acceleration", and turning that off.